dot.deej @__davidjames

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Joined December 2016

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dot.deej @__davidjames

4 years ago

My bread does not fit in the toaster 😔

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4 years ago

My Yelp recent search list pretty much sums up my entire diet: Burgers Sushi Ramen

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4 years ago

Me: What is a preposition that starts with “D”? @ashy1214: Dinosaur 🦕

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5 years ago

I KNOW YOUR ASSETS

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5 years ago

DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY

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5 years ago

IM THE MIDNIGHT MAN

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5 years ago

SPACE IS COOL

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5 years ago

we’re only eating tacos bro

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5 years ago

Tollbooths should be outlawed.

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5 years ago

Yikes

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5 years ago

This is the way it should be. Would prefer a straight forward “do not allow” button though.

Tim Cook @tim_cook

5 years ago

This is the way it should be. Would prefer a straight forward “do not allow” button though.

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5 years ago

Data privacy regulation is so unbelievably important and more people should care about it.

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5 years ago

yo, what would happen if we could trade time as currency?

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5 years ago

Rt if ur hair is straw.

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5 years ago

I want someone to get rid of my exams the way Carole Baskin got rid of her husband.

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6 years ago

Do you eat the heels of the bread loaf?

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