allie cell @_acell_

reality tv fan ◦ 4x fantasy football champion ◦ exclamation point user ◦ #blacklivesmatter ◦ startup sr data scientist alliesfantasybachelor.com San Francisco, CA Joined December 2013

Tweets

3K
Followers

334
Following

226
Likes

13K

allie cell @_acell_

a year ago

I was worried about attracting negative attention at ORD for taking out my retainers in public and thus I am grateful for the woman next to me who suddenly started yelling and dropping F bombs over the phone to a friend who crossed her “of all days, on the day of her trial”

0 0 6 154 0

allie cell @_acell_

a year ago

today at a team lunch my vp asked my teammates and i what we like to read. i went first and said i listen to fiction mystery audiobooks .. next teammate says she is reading audio generative AI papers .. next teammate says he "reads"? full-stack engineering online courses ... :/

0 0 8 274 0

allie cell @_acell_

a year ago

i get performance anxiety turning right on red

0 0 2 156 0

allie cell @_acell_

a year ago

neil re-ordered body wash since we were out (so sweet) but when he went on amazon the same bottle was $46, so he bought it for me & cheaper body wash for him ... but the body shop bottle retails for $20 this is how the amazon resellers make a profit. poor clueless boyfriends

0 0 8 263 0

allie cell @_acell_

2 years ago

i hope jk rowling doesn't get royalties from my top youtube videos of the last 6mo all being harry potter pomodoro / study with me in hogwarts library videos

0 0 3 198 0

allie cell @_acell_

2 years ago

IYKYK

0 0 5 230 0

Download Image

allie cell @_acell_

2 years ago

have I texted Neil 20 times today after he left for his bachelor party 8 hours ago??? sure but co-owning dogs actually makes that a very cool thing to do. any man would be so excited to receive these photos it’s a bonus that talking to your dogs when alone is also very cool.

0 0 8 320 0

Download Image

allie cell @_acell_

2 years ago

i did a group run at work, came back to my desk, and another coworker was interested but asked a series of increasingly important, savage qs: > why did we only go for 3.5 miles? > who made us turn back? > who was getting the most tired? > 9:45 pace? isn't that quite slow?

0 0 9 226 0

allie cell @_acell_

2 years ago

I really have gotten scammed in 3 different ways in the last month is there some kind of record I can shoot for??

15 0 8 810 0

allie cell @_acell_

2 years ago

honestly the only person I consistently see every time I go back home is the manager of the local CVS who has worked there since I was in middle school

0 0 6 412 0

allie cell @_acell_

2 years ago

when I get emails “from Max” this is who I picture

0 0 13 405 0

Download Image

helen li @helnli

2 years ago

cam roll when you can’t see for shit

1 1 22 2K 0

Download Image

allie cell @_acell_

2 years ago

started getting a bit more into running a couple weeks ago and now at 1am on Saturday night I am just reading a wikihow article about how to run a faster 800??

0 0 5 350 0

Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive

2 years ago

#DubNation will miss you, Jordan, but welcome to Washington, D.C.

670 2K 26K 6.1M 249

Download Image

allie cell @_acell_

2 years ago

who IS SHE !!! #sfmta

0 0 7 286 0

Download Image

allie cell @_acell_

2 years ago

can’t tell if the anti-threads posts I’m seeing on twitter are advanced twitter propaganda against a competitor or a true synopsis of the public opinion 🤔