addy b @_addytude

probably doing a crossword • she/her/hers Chicago, IL Joined October 2016

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Little Old Lady Comedy @litoldladyhaha

a year ago

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4 years ago

just checked an old email account and found out my grandpa has been emailing me for years

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3 years ago

RIP my grandpa you would have loved this shirt

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3 years ago

“we want grandchildren” best i can do is this cat

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3 years ago

every girl group chat is called something like “the cocktail clan 🧚‍♀️💖✨⚡️🌸” and every guy group chat is like “tucker’s hemorrhoid lounge 🤙”

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a year ago

have unfortunately decided to tweet again

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3 years ago

me in the middle of a freestyle rap battle: can u please just give me a sec i need to think of a rhyme

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3 years ago

hey (with the intention of convincing you to see a therapist)

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3 years ago

i cannot stress enough how much i am not going to ask you an anonymous question on instagram - we’ve already been through this in 2009 with formspring. it ended in tears. let’s wrap this up.

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3 years ago

i belong to a certain ballet inspired workout gym and it’s like soooooooo obvious it’s a cult……………… buttttt my ass has never looked better so give me the kool aid 🤪

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Kyle @EARIGREY

3 years ago

When you give your gf the aux cord

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3 years ago

if you would choose hearing other peoples’ thoughts as your superpower i am scared of you

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3 years ago

this is the best tweet i have ever read

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3 years ago

never stop believing…….. crossroads trading just took SEVEN of my items 🥹

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3 years ago

personally, i would LOVE to talk about Bruno.

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3 years ago

me looking in the mirror after going on exactly one run and seeing that i don’t have the exactly body type of one of the pussycat dolls yet: what the actual fuck

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3 years ago

i think childcare is the hardest job because a kid will be like “do you want to hear me count to nine” and you have to say yes

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3 years ago

if i am near a whole foods with more than 5 minutes to kill i will spend $17. it doesn’t matter if i’m full or if my fridge is stocked. i will always spend $17 at a whole foods.