Alex Zurek @_alexzurek

Teaching computers how to make the mistakes I would normally make by hand. Joined June 2020

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evan loves worf @esjesjesj

8 months ago

“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”

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Juan José Ponce Vázquez @jjponcevazquez

8 months ago

I saw this and had to share it.

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Alex Zurek @_alexzurek

8 months ago

Hey @X, why am I still getting ads for something I have blocked? Also, the gameplay of the game being advertised isn’t even close to the ad, so why do you allow false advertising on your platform?

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Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes

9 months ago

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“I don’t have a dog in this fight” : normal, if grim “I don’t have a horse in this race” : less common, but meaning obvious “I don’t have a dog in this race” : subverts expectations; strong imagery “I don’t have a horse in this fight” : spellbinding, transcendent synthesis

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Dildo Gaggins @DildoGaggins89

10 months ago

Legitimately one of the funniest memes that's come out of this election

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Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie

10 months ago

If you were going to choose a metaphor for the 2024 Republican Party, a garbage truck chauffeuring around a billionaire traveling around in circles and going nowhere, all for a photo op, is pretty spot on.

Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57

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Alex Zurek @_alexzurek

11 months ago

The worst part about getting a new mortgage is the barrage of spam calls from other lenders when your credit is pulled. I've literally been getting a spam call every few minutes for the last 24 hours.

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Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons

12 months ago

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

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Adam @adamgreattweet

a year ago

nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping

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José Valim @josevalim

a year ago

Please welcome Elixir's official Language Server team: @icecreamcohen (Lexical), @mitchhanberg (NextLS), and @lukaszsamson (ElixirLS) team up to provide a unified language server platform. Read all about it here: elixir-lang.org/blog/2024/08/1…

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Luca Casonato 🏳️‍🌈 @lcasdev

a year ago

So, Google Chrome gives all *.google.com sites full access to system / tab CPU usage, GPU usage, and memory usage. It also gives access to detailed processor information, and provides a logging backchannel. This API is not exposed to other sites - only to *.google.com.