Alistair not Mathias @_alistair____
Insert something profound and funny here. Tweeting into the void. Location Not Found Joined June 2014-
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half of my aura is literally just having basic manners
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my budget for September is a smile and i dont know how long that will last 😭
Seems you can't get OTPs from some services based in USA 😭😭😭 Forgot my Amazon Prime password now can't reset my password. Zim yakanokorwa tsoka
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Asking for your money back 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
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By the way folks. Sri Lanka are ranked number 4 in the world in ODIs. And their star bowler Maheesh Theekshana is number 2 in the world. Stand guided
😂😂 that's hectic
This headline is misleading 😂😂😂😂 Read the article
This headline is misleading 😂😂😂😂 Read the article
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I need more sheets💰
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You deserve it mxm. Hindava muchi stresser ma nice.
You deserve it mxm. Hindava muchi stresser ma nice.
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Minister of na Enjoyment. #Zimbabwe
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Social media really gives the illusion that there are many viable dating options out there but in truth it's a bunch of horrible people with nice images, saying the trendy, “reasonable” things that they don't even believe in just to appear more appealing🤦🏾♂️
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Damn, yours came with instrustions? You should follow them 🤌🏾😭🔥
Damn, yours came with instrustions? You should follow them 🤌🏾😭🔥 https://t.co/fTlf7bxgJK
Hey @WhatsApp the layout functionality is cool but can you do something about the quality of our statuses. Something needs to be done, the quality drop in the picture when you upload a pic to your status 🤦🏾♂️🚮
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we might listen to the same music buh i listen to it better than u
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My mental health whenever I'm in Bulawayo >>>>>>>
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Oans, your hun should be your homie.
I will be there.
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