Alistair Marshall @_alistair_m_
Wind-Up Merchant thegazebo.online Chandlers ford Joined October 2016-
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I wish that there was CTRL + F, but for finding things in the supermarket
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Guy who does Hyrox but takes the lift at every opportunity
POV your dog has the worst taste in other dogs so now you have to go to the pub with the other dogs horrendous owner so they can hang out #rip
That can of Diet Coke better be ice cold, otherwise we shall be having words
Damn, everyone in Dalston is doing Movember!
One of the most abhorrent things to arise out of the pandemic
Suns out, tops off. Pink gins with the girlies
What do millennials actually do apart from keep super dry in business and binge watch friends?
Goalkeepers hands must permanently smell of rubber
Can one get a hair transplant, but to bridge the middle gap in a moustache?
Why doesn’t anyone in my office care that I’m wearing Universal Works?!!
If I ever win the lottery, I’m installing a urinal in my bathroom #armitageshanks #flex
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A massive thank you to everyone at @AbergavennyTFC for leaving the changing rooms spotless after today’s game. A huge credit to your club and thank you for your help.
There’s actually nothing weird about the period between Christmas and new year?
I’m convinced that the lad baby song is another money laundering scheme
As Ronaldo ages he looks more and more like his statue
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