allison @_allisonburns

🌿 • logophile, aussie parent, enneagram type 4 Joined March 2011

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allison @_allisonburns

5 years ago

omg i love this song !!

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Tomi Obebe @goodtomicha

5 years ago

You were saying, less attractive Tomi?

Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren

5 years ago

You were saying, less attractive Tomi?

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WHY is it so hard making new friends as an adult??? You either have to proposition someone your age on social media or somehow find something in common with your 55 yr old coworker who shows you pics of their grandkids

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allison @_allisonburns

5 years ago

whenever I see a picture of a letter board on my timeline I automatically assume someone is pregnant

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allison @_allisonburns

5 years ago

update: i told her 💘

allison @_allisonburns

5 years ago

update: i told her 💘 https://t.co/LtaTDhZDuX

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allison @_allisonburns

5 years ago

sleep pretty, my soupy girl 🌙☁️ you are now at peace & i know all dogs (and cats) go to heaven

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allison @_allisonburns

5 years ago

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allison @_allisonburns

5 years ago

can’t wait to hold my niece and tell her what an amazing family she was chosen for 💗💗

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allison @_allisonburns

5 years ago

i have decided i am a plant person now

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Tomi Obebe @goodtomicha

5 years ago

“I want to help fight racism but I don’t know where to start. How can I help?” - This is a question I’ve been getting in my DMs since I started this account. I’m a black woman, daughter of 2 Nigerian immigrants, born and raised in the south. But if we’ve… instagr.am/p/CAwRsAPgG4A/

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allison @_allisonburns

6 years ago

reduced work hours means lots of reading time for this book worm 🌱

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allison @_allisonburns

6 years ago

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Tomi Obebe @goodtomicha

6 years ago

YA GIRL IS NOMINATED FOR INFLUENCER OF THE YEAR! 💫 June marks 5 years in the biz and I never get tired of it. Cheers to the other incredible nominees and thank you @HerCampus for the opportunity! ❤️ Vote for me here: influencehercollective.com/awards/2019/vo…

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allison @_allisonburns

6 years ago

still relevant thx - treat people with kindness

allison @_allisonburns

7 years ago

still relevant thx - treat people with kindness

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Grace Valentine @GraceV96

6 years ago

Some girl out there needs to hear this: You will never be as skinny as you were in high school because YOU AREN’T 16 ANYMORE. You have a body that can BEAR kids. You are past puberty. Stop beating yourself up for not fitting in the american eagle size 0 jeans you wore years ago

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allison @_allisonburns

6 years ago

okay we all agree that Jo March is an enneagram 4 right?

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janders @jp_anders

6 years ago

Much love as we approach this day, Emily Joy. jandersblog.wordpress.com/2019/12/13/my-…

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allison @_allisonburns

6 years ago

plot twist : we got married and have five animals

KiyaMonnai🦋 @kiyamonnai

6 years ago

plot twist : we got married and have five animals https://t.co/fgcxuXePNl

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allison @_allisonburns

6 years ago

At the cinema and the @bombshellmovie preview comes on. A lady audibly and angrily exclaims “WOOOOW” in response to the *feminist agenda*. And in a fantastic turn of events, the trailer plays AGAIN. 🤡 Thank you theatre gods for a taste of artistic karma