Allison Hayes @_allisonhayes

Seek joy, not happiness💙 Joined August 2013

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Department of War 🇺🇸 @DeptofWar

5 years ago

You want to reenlist WHERE? A @USArmy sergeant recites his oath of enlistment while diving in Lake Murner, Germany.

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Allison Hayes @_allisonhayes

5 years ago

Your zoom preview at 8 am is the new accidentally opening your front camera.

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HashHacker @HashHacker1

5 years ago

Eastern Randolph will never forget your sacrifice. 🇺🇸

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A man showed up at a good friends dorm and asked her roommate for her by name and described the way she looked at 9:30 at night he said he was with doordash, a service she has never used in Greensboro.

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✩ 𝚂𝚔𝚢𝚕𝚊𝚛 ✩ @Skylar_Briann24

5 years ago

Some of y’all really didn’t listen when Coach Kivett PREACHED “stop the spread of communism”

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Allison Hayes @_allisonhayes

5 years ago

“I always support you in whatever you decide to make... except leaving the country, I will never support that.” -Teresa Canoy

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𝐉𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐩𝐡 @itsjoeymatthew

5 years ago

Patience. It has been a lesson Gods been teaching me during this time. It brings perspective, it allows an inside look into God’s plan and purpose for you. Don’t rush into your own plans, but do listen when He brings His. I was frustrated but God said, “Here I am.”

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James Woods @RealJamesWoods

5 years ago

Why the #FakeNews is universally loathed...

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Allison Hayes @_allisonhayes

5 years ago

I’ve accidentally pulled out in front of three people on Lee Layne and I feel real bad about it🤦🏼‍♀️

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James Woods @RealJamesWoods

5 years ago

I can’t wait to hear the spin doctors try to salvage this one.

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Nikki Boxler @NikkiBoxler

5 years ago

Dairy Flip Cup Challenge starts Today - If you can flip a bucket, you can flip a cup! #MilkFlipCup

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Allison Hayes @_allisonhayes

5 years ago

My client has NEVER pumped. She is 86 years old, her husband has always done it for her. This is the same man that traded in his 1964 black Thunderbird a week after he bought it NEW, because she said she didn’t like it on their FIRST DATE. I really need to raise my standards...

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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

5 years ago

The United States of America will be designating ANTIFA as a Terrorist Organization.

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erin🐝 @erin_wills3

5 years ago

I tried working out but I wanted a snack so I ended up binge eating 4 corn dogs and a bowl of cereal

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Allison Hayes @_allisonhayes

5 years ago

I just got my butt kicked in countless games of tick tack toe by an 87 year old man and his trash talking wife🤦🏼‍♀️

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Jack Poso 🇺🇸 @JackPosobiec

5 years ago

Here are Jon Stewart and Samantha Bee making fun of Biden for groping It would be a shame if this went viral. Do not RT!

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Allison Hayes @_allisonhayes

5 years ago

No one else is going to go to bat for you. If you want something to happen you have to make it happen👏🏼

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jodie @jodieegrace

5 years ago

imagine trying to explain this video to someone 3 months ago

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Allison Hayes @_allisonhayes

6 years ago

This morning I was running late to work. At 7:58 traffic stood still on my exit. Someone had driven down the exit backwards & crashed. It had just happened. I went from being bitter to realizing how blessed I am in a matter of seconds. Gods timing is so much better than mine.