Lee Scoresby @_amory_

phalangeal spewage Joined April 2011

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Lee Scoresby @_amory_

3 years ago

hi! I've been off twitter for about 6 months and it feels like a good time to swing by and say how much better my life is without it!

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Lee Scoresby @_amory_

4 years ago

Woah!!! This is the craziest optical illusion since the gold dress vs the blue dress! My friend sees a lame incentive, but I see a guillotine!!

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Lee Scoresby @_amory_

4 years ago

Cops don’t prevent crime or catch criminals. Fund communities, not precincts. This is a great hardware store btw

Mariya Abedi @msabedi

4 years ago

Cops don’t prevent crime or catch criminals. Fund communities, not precincts. This is a great hardware store btw

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Lee Scoresby @_amory_

4 years ago

It’s pretty easy to see how School Choice is just thinly-veiled racism. But it’s also even easier to see how, logistically, it just doesn’t make any sense?

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Lee Scoresby @_amory_

4 years ago

Imagine being really terrible at your job and every time you prove how just how terrible you are, you get a raise

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Hi @jenniferjacquet! In Evidence-Based Conservation, we learned about measures that made a destructive activity even just slightly annoying or inconvenient could be highly effective in curbing it. Do you remember the phenomenon I’m [poorly] describing?

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Lee Scoresby @_amory_

4 years ago

If you had a monkey paw and that stipulated *Petty Wishes Only*…what would you wish? My first wish would be: if you’ve ever responded “it’s just a couple of degrees 🙄” when discussing Climate Change, your freezer will only ever get as cold as 34F

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Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan

4 years ago

the ADHD urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

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Lee Scoresby @_amory_

4 years ago

It is 3pm and I am ready for bed

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Lee Scoresby @_amory_

4 years ago

If Will had sent in a drone strike instead of slapping him, it probably wouldn’t have even made the news

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Lee Scoresby @_amory_

4 years ago

A quarter life crisis at 25 and a mid life crisis at 30 because it’s time to be real

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𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra

4 years ago

dudes at house parties: this song was on Tony Hawk Pro Skater

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Lee Scoresby @_amory_

4 years ago

Has the world gotten dumber OR when I was younger, was I simply too dumb to realize how dumb everyone else was??

Dr. Joanne Freeman (@jbf1755 on lots o’ platforms) @jbf1755

4 years ago

Has the world gotten dumber OR when I was younger, was I simply too dumb to realize how dumb everyone else was??

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Lee Scoresby @_amory_

4 years ago

Clearly, nobody warned @TuckerCarlson when he was little that “If you keep making that face, it’s going to get stuck like that!”

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Lee Scoresby @_amory_

4 years ago

I just wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friends 😩

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Lee Scoresby @_amory_

4 years ago

Everybody in the entire world feels like curling up in the fetal position, right?

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Lee Scoresby @_amory_

4 years ago

The last time the US average gas price was over $4 ($4.14 to be exact) was in 2008. If average gas prices had risen at the same rate as average rent prices, the average gas price would be $5.50 per gallon right now. We’re pushed to complain about the wrong things.