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polly pocketknife retweeted
Forget the Santa discourse- Elf on a Shelf is peak stupidity
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I had a friend that worked with me through multiple jobs when we were younger & it’s def a motivator to give a shit at jobs that don’t deserve it
I had a friend that worked with me through multiple jobs when we were younger & it’s def a motivator to give a shit at jobs that don’t deserve it
One cool thing about being a second time mom: not feeling the need to use any baby apps
polly pocketknife retweeted
My only cleaning tip is have people over regularly. Have tried all the organizational things over two decades, but the only thing that really matters is not going too long between hosting opportunities.
Begging my family to be quiet so I can get some sleep & now I’m the only one awake 🤡
Where can I find curated adult clothes
polly pocketknife retweeted
You're not depressed, you lack side quests.
There’s gotta be a word for the blind rage that hits when something small hurts me like my headphones inevitably pulling my hair out
polly pocketknife retweeted
Fumbling a friend group by ageing out of binge drinking
polly pocketknife retweeted
This is the chair I want. Does this exist?
My pregnancy insomnia has been so out of control I just thought “I can’t wait to have this baby so I can get better sleep” lol 🤡
polly pocketknife retweeted
daily affirmations: - i do not need a sweet treat every single day - i will survive without making a $10-15 purchase today - i am not chopped and my friends love me even if i am - i will be very normal today and i will not feel like every social interaction is a test
polly pocketknife retweeted
Everything is computer Everybody transgender
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In the south regulating my sleep call that my cicada rhythm
Make toilets that recline. Sincerely, 9 months pregnant
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