tom @_automatom_
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“You could’ve at least cleared your throat” “I couldn’t my heart was in it”
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Drive thru lady said “okay you had pepperoni on the 1st half and sausage on the 2nd half” and I wanted to yell at her that this has happened before and that I’d made it very clear on the phone the sausage was to go on the 1st half and the pepperoni on the 2nd
It’s not simply about winning games it’s about how better you can win them and Jerry Jones understands that
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The QTs are really bad so I guess I’m someone who hopes this person won’t be funny on snl now
The QTs are really bad so I guess I’m someone who hopes this person won’t be funny on snl now
Having a beetle in the house is great bc he just goes bumbling by randomly
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I am bubonic plague.
Rage. Indescribable rage.
Ppl from other countries (presumably) are literally walking on treadmills this is where I draw the line I’m sorry y’all
Ppl from other countries (presumably) are literally walking on treadmills this is where I draw the line I’m sorry y’all
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