The Legal White Boy @_banality_
my B dude | he/him Joined February 2014-
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Smashing machine? What is this, Austin Powers complementing someone’s car?
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Come through we’re gingerly holding our iced matchas by the lid
I’m in the Chicago Ohare interfaith chapel preaching Zoroastrianism
Ignatius Reilly:
He has been banished for his crimes
Wiping the butter off my knife before I spread the jam like it’s a blood soaked katana
US intervention is necessary in the UK to contain the spread of the bald high fade
In Scotland for a matter of days and my dad is already saying “queue” and “boot” and calling things “brilliant”
Alcibiades:
That one unemployed friend on a Tuesday afternoon:
Difficult as a bald man to reconcile my desire to wear a bandanna with my concern about cancer stolen valor
Being forced to pull over for emergency vehicles….
Tramp stamp reading: “if you can read this you’re too close.”
Getting a mammogram as a 29 yo man…
Best coffee shops in LA for the mysteriously unemployed to aura farm?
I’m in H Mart walking around with my hands behind my back
Yall mind if a white boy speaks a little Yiddish tonight?
Loving my standing desk cuz I can leave my owala open on it and sip from it like it’s one of those hamster water things
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