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32yo | (she/her) | an asshole | ~anxious~ and ~inside~ just doing my best. Michigan, USA Joined April 2020

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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su

a year ago

you know Jimmy Carter only served one term he could run again

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Tiffany Moustakas @tiffmoustakas

a year ago

All of the US right now

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Emily ™ @emily_tweets

a year ago

@PopCrave Cry me a river.

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Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go

a year ago

BREAKING: Former President Donald Trump has been found guilty by the dinosaurs of Jurassic Park as well.

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Rodrigo Bressane @bressane

a year ago

our power is our strength https://t.co/bD7DUXVjO7

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Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats

2 years ago

Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Me: what Cat: omg ew you’re obsessed with me

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☔ @Whotfismick

2 years ago

my brain at 3am:

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※DearSixlet※ @DearSixlet

3 years ago

@AHSZone @ryanmurphyprod @nytimes I wish Ryan Murphy a very Unemployment

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blank @_basic_username

3 years ago

MARK ANDREWS BABE PLEASE

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3 years ago

I invited my husband to join my work fantasy league this year and he's playing against me this week. #sacrifices will be made. He's kicking everyone's ass I'm so proud. 🥰

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Saturday Night Live - SNL @nbcsnl

3 years ago

Please Don’t Destroy - Wellness

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3 years ago

who came up with the sketch about explaining where things are to our parents and how do they know exactly how every conversation with my mother goes

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caitie delaney @caitiedelaney

3 years ago

what is it about the 4-6pm nap that makes you wish you never fucking existed when you wake up

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reciprocity doesn’t mean: “show up for me the exact same way i have shown up for you.” it means show up and do what’s within your capacity to do. it means do what spirit calls you to do. if that means showing up in big or small ways, just do it from a genuine place.

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Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner

3 years ago

I mean, obviously everybody’s getting it wrong. There’s no such thing as time. There is only the constant “right now”. But still - good on us for being polite about it!