Brett with two T’s @_brettgray_
pay it forward New Orleans, LA Joined April 2011-
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after filling the washing machine with hot dogs, I momentarily hesitate before turning the knob to "delicates"
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Mfer literally called me the letter litigator @_brettgray_
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This is the WILDEST sentence ive seen be said on national TV
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the human had another video call today. but this time. they put me in front of the screen. gave me their headset. and walked away. it may have been a joke to them. but this is exactly the promotion. i have been waiting for
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Just copped some Trail Force 1’s
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brand new whip got
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Hot dogs are not sandwiches. They are tacos.
Hot dogs are not sandwiches. They are tacos.
Why does this feel so vague and mysterious lmao
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And that’s on working with kids
And that’s on working with kids https://t.co/P5wwMHpr54
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My plans 2020
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WAITER: would you like to try the chef’s special, tender snow crab? ME [getting defensive]: maybe but there’s no reason for name calling
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I have a wildly corroded can of Spider-Man Pasta from 1995. And if this gets 1995 retweets, I’ll show you what’s inside.
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Professor X: what’s your super power? Me: hindsight Professor X: that’s not going to help us Me: yes I see that now
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T-REX: listen up pal AL: my name is al PTERODACTYL: that’s what he said
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it was very chilly during our walk today. when i tried to hop in a puddle. i slid across it instead. i am not a penguin. i would like a refund
The Chinese place I’m eating at rn is blasting three days grace and lemme tell ya this is the ideal ambiance
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Yet another thing they should’ve saw coming
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