Michael @_britmonkey

don't check this acc anymore youtube.com/c/britmonkey 🇬🇧 Joined June 2018

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Michael @_britmonkey

a week ago

Nobody in the history of music has ever sounded as good as Taylor Swift fans think she is. When peasants in 1670 had to walk 10 miles to the market just to hear a man play a jiggy tune on a fiddle, even they did not enjoy that morsel of music as much as Swifties enjoy Blank Space

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Michael @_britmonkey

2 weeks ago

News alerts on your phone should be for shit like "The president has been shot". Not "Pristima Goomchi just got engaged to rapper Biddy Rock"

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H @HarryNSkinner

2 months ago

The only reason the British get so much stick for their food and weather, when the Nordics exist (for example), who are ignored... is because the British are history's main characters and all the other Westerners are bitter about it.

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2 months ago

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Michael @_britmonkey

a month ago

Last year. Got a date with the most drop-dead-gorgeous woman I've ever seen. Highly intelligent and almost qualified for the Olympics. 10 seconds into the date. "I'm in med school right now" she says. My brain blanks. "...wow, so you've probably seen a lot of dead bodies then"

The Return of the Ping @PandasAndVidya

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Michael @_britmonkey

2 months ago

Always makes me lol when I see Americans say this. The mercator projection distorts the true size of the USA, it's actually not that big compared to Europe.

Fetusberry Crunch @FetusberryJam

2 months ago

Always makes me lol when I see Americans say this. The mercator projection distorts the true size of the USA, it's actually not that big compared to Europe. https://t.co/l8DyUpox2j

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Michael @_britmonkey

2 months ago

This is the most 2020s video I've seen so far -short form content -Brainrot -Ad disguised as entertainment -Attractive woman selling you something -Investment scheme -Dubai/UAE -Toys and collectables -Hustle grindset

SnookiFanTheBody @snookiifan

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Michael @_britmonkey

3 months ago

Something I miss about old internet is that about once a month you'd get some strange contextless video posted from Russia of like a purported bigfoot sighting or a car crash, or (my favourite) the homemade bungee jump. That version of Russia is gone now

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Yuan Yi Zhu @yuanyi_z

3 months ago

Thanks to Sir Keir Starmer, 81% of the population won't have to pay income tax... In Mauritius.

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Michael @_britmonkey

3 months ago

having a car like this parked outside of a house like this should be grounds for a search warrant

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Jason Kander @JasonKander

3 months ago

Elon just told us he spent hundreds of millions of dollars in support of someone he believed at the time to be a pedophile.

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Michael @_britmonkey

3 months ago

is it morally/ethically unjustifiable for a person to train to become a skilled surgeon but then immediately after graduating they decide it isn't for them and do a worthless job like napkin designer or youtuber?

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Michael @_britmonkey

4 months ago

Remember to email your Labour MP and ask them to explain why they cut disability benefit payments "because we can't afford it" but then simultaneously agreed to give £101 million per year to Mauritius in exchange for literally nothing.

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Michael @_britmonkey

4 months ago

Will: Tory, obviously Jay: Doesn't vote, knows a guy in the army who says it's all rigged Simon: Libdem because Carli told him to Neil: Labour "because Angela Rayner is well fit"

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Michael @_britmonkey

2 years ago

There will be a female Pope by 2050, Type Awomen if you agree. 🙏☦️🇻🇦

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Michael @_britmonkey

6 months ago

In hindsight I should have waited 1 year before starting this video, there is so much more material to talk about now. video wasn't harsh enough.

Michael @_britmonkey

a year ago

In hindsight I should have waited 1 year before starting this video, there is so much more material to talk about now. video wasn't harsh enough.

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Michael @_britmonkey

6 months ago

outside of London I'd say ~70% of job openings listed online are: -Adult carer -SEN tutor -fast food service

Michael @_britmonkey

2 years ago

outside of London I'd say ~70% of job openings listed online are: -Adult carer -SEN tutor -fast food service

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Michael @_britmonkey

6 months ago

Wait you guys actually think European leaders are going to substantially decouple from the USA and foster our own domestic military, technological and economic power? I thought we were just joking. You know that's not going to happen, right?