b @_bvariant

the first person to survive going over Niagara Falls in a barrel died from slipping on an orange peel • they/them Joined November 2012

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b @_bvariant

3 days ago

Another second place, but won two different game 5 sets! Never played in front of such a raucous crowd, def gotta practice keeping composure. Ggs all :)

🚧 MasterHand ≫ スマブラDX+SP大会(マスハン) @MasterHand_ssbm

3 days ago

Another second place, but won two different game 5 sets! Never played in front of such a raucous crowd, def gotta practice keeping composure. Ggs all :)

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Coach Lew @CoachLewGrizz

a month ago

I don’t care if you’re nonbinary. you need to take more corner 3s

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b @_bvariant

2 months ago

Made it to winners side of grands, but lost both sets 1-3 1-3. Still really pleased overall with my play. ggs all :)

🚧 MasterHand ≫ スマブラDX+SP大会(マスハン) @MasterHand_ssbm

2 months ago

Made it to winners side of grands, but lost both sets 1-3 1-3. Still really pleased overall with my play. ggs all :)

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90s Pokemon @90sPKMN

4 months ago

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b @_bvariant

4 months ago

Took 3rd at my first Melee tourney in 7 years losing to first and second place. Can’t wait to get into the scene and see how well I can continue to play! Ggs all :)

🚧 MasterHand ≫ スマブラDX+SP大会(マスハン) @MasterHand_ssbm

4 months ago

Took 3rd at my first Melee tourney in 7 years losing to first and second place. Can’t wait to get into the scene and see how well I can continue to play! Ggs all :)

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b @_bvariant

9 months ago

Took a #saketour and even got to create my own label for a bottle!

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b @_bvariant

11 months ago

Worst tier list I’ve ever seen. Sun in D tier? Garlic in B6?????

Learn Something @cooltechtipz

11 months ago

Worst tier list I’ve ever seen. Sun in D tier? Garlic in B6?????

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b @_bvariant

2 years ago

I’ve thought about Fritos (of all things) pretty much every month since moving to Japan

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b @_bvariant

2 years ago

Can’t believe I’m gonna say this, but I miss the American DMV

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b @_bvariant

2 years ago

Nvm just tested positive for COVID

b @_bvariant

2 years ago

Nvm just tested positive for COVID

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I’m so incredibly bad at being physically sick. I can bounce back from mental stuff pretty quick, but I think I have the flu and I’ve just been laying in bed watching adventure time and feeling sorry for myself for the last 36 hours

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b @_bvariant

2 years ago

Beer is nice.

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b @_bvariant

2 years ago

Takeout skewered meat in tow, getting a bottle of plum liquor and a BTS Snickers like God intended on this blessed Friday evening

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b @_bvariant

3 years ago

This doesn’t work when you remember they have bathrooms too

b @_bvariant

3 years ago

This doesn’t work when you remember they have bathrooms too

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b @_bvariant

3 years ago

Money saving tip: walk home from work having to pee so you don’t go to the conbini

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b @_bvariant

3 years ago

Being a lil drunk and eating cured meats, cheese, and crackers is one of life’s few greatest pleasures

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Robin Lopez @rolopez42

3 years ago

This is just like that time in Muppets Take Manhattan when the Muppets, after unsuccessfully attempting to take Manhattan, split up and leave Manhattan.