Capiela⚡️ @_capiela

34 | Mom, wife, coffee warrior, procrastinator 🇱🇰🇮🇹 Joined December 2020

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Man of Letters @manofletterz

2 years ago

I can either rock and roll all night or I can party every day I can't do both.

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chris evans @notcapnamerica

2 years ago

Freudian slip says what?

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itzel ✨ @cozypretzel

2 years ago

Today is the most Monday kinda Monday in the whole year so far

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Midge @mxmclain

3 years ago

If doctors were truly empathetic they would wear backless gowns too

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Capiela⚡️ @_capiela

2 years ago

Toddler tantrums are unreal. My youngest took off his shirt and then splashed glitter on his chest. Amazing.

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itzel ✨ @cozypretzel

2 years ago

I’m potty training my 3 year old and a bunch of goldfish came falling out of his pants for the second time this week. Never a dull day!

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M 🍓 @babyariees

3 years ago

getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of anger

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itzel ✨ @cozypretzel

3 years ago

My 6:45am alarm might as well be 4am, I always wake up feeling like I got ran over twice

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Invis🧜‍♀️ @invis4yo

3 years ago

my two extremes

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nick miller @nocontextmiller

3 years ago

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☕️Saint Vivica, Patron Saint of Coffee ☕️ @QueenVofCoffee

3 years ago

I talk a lot of shit for someone who has to climb the shelves at a grocery store to get something off the higher shelf.

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@itssherifield @itssherifield

3 years ago

When people ask me if my twins are natural I say no they’re robots.

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itzel ✨ @cozypretzel

3 years ago

And yesterday’s bra can be the bra for the next month 😌

Midge @mxmclain

3 years ago

And yesterday’s bra can be the bra for the next month 😌

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itzel ✨ @cozypretzel

3 years ago

Me in my 30s being held together by duct tape and thoughts & prayers

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3 years ago

Me in my 30s being held together by duct tape and thoughts & prayers https://t.co/rpe5dckbwX

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redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 @RYGdance

3 years ago

If you’d like to have a chunk of your hardwood floor dug up with the pointy end of scissors, and have the gap filled with tiny unremovable items like paperclips and sprinkles, might I recommend having children

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Capiela⚡️ @_capiela

3 years ago

How do I find more people to follow that post daily jokes? Do I just manifest “come to me joke Twitter” and wait?

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JUWAS @juwas_Shop

3 years ago

tulip lamp🌷✨

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itzel ✨ @cozypretzel

3 years ago

How are we in 2023 and still I see the “breast milk vs formula” heated debates on mom Twitter?? I’ve seen this debate come and go easily 20+ times in the 4 years I’ve been part of mom Twitter. Enough 😩🤚🏼

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itzel ✨ @cozypretzel

3 years ago

@_capiela I feel like one day there SHOULD be some sort of series bringing awareness to the treatment we mothers receive in the L&D ward. Some of it is so dehumanizing and every mom I’ve asked has similar stories. Unacceptable.