christopherc @_chrstphrc

I cook and don't wash my dishes after San Francisco, CA Joined March 2009

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christopherc @_chrstphrc

3 years ago

Waited for my boss to sit down at his desk across before I packed up to leave work early. Tryna make it seem like a "work's taken care of" kinda thing and not a "I'd rather co-work with Kuma" thing..

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3 years ago

Lunch time; good news. The mom & pop banh mi spot i would frequent before 2020 survived the past 3 years. Hell ya

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3 years ago

The work from home for life dream is over. Back in the office and tryna find all the good spots to fart discreetly

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christopherc @_chrstphrc

6 years ago

Haven't had solid food for a week... All I want for my first meal is everything from Panda Express.

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6 years ago

Can't believe we lost trivia by 1 point...

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6 years ago

You know you had a good night when you finished a video game, saw your friends throw up, and got home in time to witness your girlfriend finally finish watching the final episode of The Office.

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6 years ago

Someone's musty air keeps floating towards my desk and idk who it is.

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6 years ago

Don't wait til next year to do cool shit

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6 years ago

Ali, playing Catch Phrase: "street bird" Everyone: "PIGEONNNNN"

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6 years ago

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christopherc @_chrstphrc

6 years ago

Whoever runs @RottenTomatoes website needs to not. Out here using JS alert messages in 2019 like I just clicked on an ad for free gift cards.

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6 years ago

This is how my year sounded on @Spotify. Get your 2019 Wrapped #spotifywrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/share-…

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christopherc @_chrstphrc

6 years ago

Don't know how to use Instagram stories. Just reposted a bunch and went live last night piss drunk.

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6 years ago

I don't even know what Lurch is.

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6 years ago

Someone at this bar requested 4 Kings of Leon songs in a row so I had to change up the vibe.

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sƃuᴉɥʇ ɹǝƃuɐɹʇs @Stranger_Things

6 years ago

we're not in hawkins anymore

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🐟 𝒈𝒂𝒍 𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒏 🐠 @galgracen

6 years ago

this is absolutely the worst solo i have ever heard by any instrument

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christopherc @_chrstphrc

6 years ago

Vaping related deaths increases to 13! ... Gun related deaths in the US in 2017 estimated at 40,000. Guess which one has legislation passed to regulate sales. Money and politics and crazy.