Dominick Decocco @_cini_
Happens fast Joined March 2011-
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Are we all in agreement that Noah Kahan is a little bitch?
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King beds are for couples that don’t like each other
Nothing like being called both ‘kiddo’ and ‘mam’ by strangers in the same day
Me: “I can’t believe we’ve already survived a week living with my dad, it’s been a breeze!” My husband: “It’s been three days”
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I’ve never seen the full image before. The sleepy bear having an entire family and he’s just sleeping there. Go help your wife!
I’ve never seen the full image before. The sleepy bear having an entire family and he’s just sleeping there. Go help your wife!
My brother just told me how much he pays for regular ass daycare in New Jersey for two kids. Having children is a SCAM, get a DOG.
Does everyone else keep their voice mailbox full so that their parents don’t leave them a million identical messages or am I the asshole??
“Is there a reason why you…” is the most passive aggressive way to ask your live-in parter why they did/didn’t do something around the home and I LOVE IT
Not a SINGLE(!!) gen z from my office has heard of Thong Song and I’m upset @OfficialSisQo
There’s something unnervingly hot about your man grabbing your suitcase to deal with it before you can
A man in a leopard bodysuit told me I was ‘giving cunt’ at clerb on friday and now I can leave new york because it won’t get better than this baby
Who out there still does mdma and can you help me choose the music for my wedding?
If you “don’t watch tv🤣” then I DON’T WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT
When my office moved from Flatiron to be next to the Empire State bldg, after I was stuck in Midtown for 8 years 🥲
Explaining our wedding registry to my fiancé: “Why dont they just give us money?” “All the women we know? That’s half the wedding” “Where are we putting all of it?”“We already have plates”. Divorce!!!!
Motorcycle gangs are fraternities for people who didn’t go to college
People who write on the walls of bathrooms: why do you have Sharpies and paint markers on you at all times?
Impossible to get brunch in NYC without a DJ blowing your eardrums. Embarrassing!
Tina @tina_pinner_
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unofficial thoughts @unofficialdark
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Elliot Puzenat ✌️ @elliotpuzenat
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Owen @Owen52794236
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1K Followers 118 Following Official City of Peekskill, New York Twitter feed.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave
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me @boltsfood
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World of Art and Cult... @worldartira
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