Yer Mom @_coldpizza

Exhausted San Diego, CA Joined August 2018

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

a year ago

I think my stomach put a hit out on me.

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

a year ago

“Bro got his knowledge teeth removed” -HKH

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

2 years ago

My phone just corrected right to “eighth” Now I feel attacked.

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

2 years ago

One of the top payroll processing companies, ADP has been offline & unavailable all day. I personally waited from being 1013 in line down to 283 only for them to sign me out automatically. @ADP

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

2 years ago

Sooooo is that it for summer then? Or?

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Enough courage to get started + enough sense to focus on something you’re naturally suited for + enough persistence to stay in the game long enough to catch a few lucky breaks + a lot of hard work. There’s your recipe.

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

2 years ago

Listening to the Blind Plea podcast. My mind is BLOWN and I’m only on episode 2.

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

2 years ago

OMG. I smell so bad rn. That is all.

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

2 years ago

I hope all the ppl in San Diego that have been complaining about the weather not being warm enough are happy with yourselves. Smdh

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

2 years ago

PSA: Moms don’t want flowers for Mother’s Day… we want to be able to send our kids to school, go to the mall, live life without fear of being caught in gunfire. Ban assault rifles already idiots!!

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

2 years ago

I don’t understand leaving full place settings at the table 100% of the time.. you cant serve off that dusty shit.

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

3 years ago

All the politicians out here are praying for a problem they could collectively solve but refuse to. Wake up.

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

3 years ago

Why does anyone need an AR?? Serious question? This is bullshit.

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

3 years ago

If you cut in line at school pickup, our kids can’t be friends

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

3 years ago

Was there a vote I’m not aware of where women decided we only want crop tops & dresses w/cutouts? Honestly. Wtf

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

3 years ago

Sea World, where you feel like a shitty parent whether you bring your kids or not.

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

3 years ago

“Mom, I’m glad you & Dad sexed & had me” -HKH

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

3 years ago

With all this I craziness in the world I have one serious question. Does apple/iPhone still force feed you U2 if you get a new phone?

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

3 years ago

If I see someone wearing a visor with spiked hair sticking out, I always have to do a double take to see if it’s real.

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Yer Mom @_coldpizza

3 years ago

Isn’t it funny how all the big trucks w/American flags, religious stickers etc are always the ones cutting off other drivers & just generally being assholes.