maddie @_crosscheck

“I have a beating heart! I’m multi-dimensional! I’m a fully-realized creation!”// bookseller, writer, insufferable Washingtonian, occasional standup comic goodreads.com/user/show/7914… NEW ENGLAND💞 Joined December 2011

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Riley Frain @rileyfrain

a year ago

The Vermont Pep Band just rattled of the Phineas and Ferb theme song… how can you not love mid-major basketball? @mid_madness

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Michael Weiss @michaeldweiss

a year ago

Hey whaddya know.

Jacob Helberg @jacobhelberg

2 years ago

Hey whaddya know.

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Ramit Sethi @ramit

a year ago

If someone said this about me, it would be the greatest day of my life @dieworkwear you deserve this

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B.I.G. (bedecked in geegaws) @JawnTheBeloved

2 years ago

People are dunking on Episcopalians for this, but this is an unmitigated victory for us. We got the Catholics (Notre Dame), Presbyterians (the Orange), Methodists (Dook), and Baptists (Wake Forest) to come and bend the knee. We threw holy water at a demon and a devil. We won.

No Context College Basketball @ContextFreeCBB

2 years ago

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name but also a little joke @bearsaremean

2 years ago

when he was the head coach at Ole Miss rumors began that he was going to take the same job at Auburn. He said he'd be at Ole Miss for life. “They’ll have to carry me out of here in a pine box,” Tuberville said. two days later he was announced as the head coach at Auburn.

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name but also a little joke @bearsaremean

2 years ago

when Tuberville was the head coach at Texas Tech he took some recruits out to dinner, during which he got a call from his agent offering the head coach job at Cincinnati. He went to the bathroom, took the job, then left the restaurant without ever telling the recruits.

Tommy Tuberville — Text COACH to 36382 @CoachForGov

2 years ago

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maddie @_crosscheck

2 years ago

they know we have inner lives, they are uninterested in them! Men are, by and large, relentlessly un-curious about women. It serves them to know as little about us and our interiority as possible😅

Punished Gender Calvinist 🇱🇸 @duns_sc0tus

2 years ago

they know we have inner lives, they are uninterested in them! Men are, by and large, relentlessly un-curious about women. It serves them to know as little about us and our interiority as possible😅

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maddie @_crosscheck

2 years ago

baby wrote her first story for her new job! (I am baby)

Rubenstein School @UVM_RSENR

2 years ago

baby wrote her first story for her new job! (I am baby)

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max seddon @maxseddon

2 years ago

Navalny's wife Yulia at the Munich security conference: "If it's true, I want Putin, his entourage, Putin's friends and his government to know they will be held responsible for what they have done to our country, my family, and my husband. And that day will come very soon."