ACAB(inchologist) @_crylet
sexy scientist trope // frequent crier seattle Joined November 2013-
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having a teenage little sister is so fun, she’s currently texting me the lyrics of boom clap and calling me a millennial (derogatory)
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everyday i must be humbled by the truth
it should be a crime to decide to do a PhD at 23 (citing myself as evidence)
my drug of choice is when my cat emerges from the window sill to let me pet her sun-warmed fur
tariff this tariff that,,,,when is someone gonna tar-iff my pants
Co-workers telling me to use AI for strongly worded emails. Baby I’m already a bitch, the little robot’s not gonna help me.
Every photo of Demi Moore’s dog Pilaf fills me with a sense of joy and whimsy I have not experienced since childhood
Sometimes all you need is to see two emos in love walking down the street attached at the neck via leash to realize everything’s gonna be ok
Personally I think there’s a kind of poetic grace in being broken up with via voice memo two days before Valentine’s Day
I can no longer shoulder this burden alone….we have to talk about the rise of the phrase “buttery soft” being used to describe undergarments
Why is no one talking about the yassification of J Kenji López-Alt
Mama we made it (to the part of the internet a butch lesbian shears a sheep named Quinoa)
Ms charli made a wonderful album but I’m only losing my shit in a club if the song by the Irish children comes on
Not confident about a lot rn but I do know that I would probably lay down my life for the kid who watches all the lights turn off
Just got a full body massage and it was so good that I walked into a light fixture coming out of the room
emily lipstein @emily_lip
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Mari Cohen @maricohen95
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anna ◡̈ @notablyanna
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Noofeew @Noofeew107542
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Henry @hvponce17
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Violet Sorrentino @wormentino
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Jason Grote @jasongrote
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Mr. Lukas Kaiser @thelukaskaiser
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Sam (middaysunrise) @b0ces
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Acceptable Ransom �... @c_mguthrie
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Jack Hynick @HynickJack
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Julia Glum @SuperJulia
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c-word @prollydiabetic
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Ella Connor @ConElla42069
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jesse @jess_eortiz
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Airhead Virgin @Far_FarAway16
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Paul Metzler @apaulmetzler
194 Followers 611 Following 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉assistant to the professor • aspiring SF author • I do ecology for the money and clout • he | him | his
ivy @quarant_ivy
78 Followers 641 Following
Osita Nwanevu @OsitaNwanevu
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Alex, More or Less @RealitysHypeman
217 Followers 561 Following Doing things is my favorite thing to do.
ALipp @lexylippy
5 Followers 48 Following
😷MASKS ON, SIX FEE... @OmgSteffo
25 Followers 348 Following Math-y and Latinx. Not a suitable role model for children. {RTs & likes} =/= endorsements. Usually trying to be funny. I use this emoji skin tone: 🖖🏽
little lady gams @lexaprose
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Azriel Danmore @Untitle00257976
41 Followers 327 Following things I like consist of quantum physics,hacking,mathematics and philosophy. info sec wanna be. let’s just say I’m a ghost in reality.
Klrn @_klrn_
38 Followers 108 Following
Keurig is Bad @KeurigBad
75 Followers 953 Following Tweets reflect the official view of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.
Carrie Stine @carriestineUW
154 Followers 182 Following Fifth year PhD candidate in the Bruchas Lab with @MCBSeattle neuroscience • pharmacology 🧠💊
emily lipstein @emily_lip
2K Followers 2K Following engagement editor @streetsblognyc @streetsblogusa | co-host @rabbith0lepod | once: @motherboard @gizmodo @southsideweekly | she/her | views my own
Eve L. Ewing used to ... @eveewing
183K Followers 4K Following i'm not here! // i mostly use IG: eve.ewing // and there's a substack situation happening too, at https://t.co/4uXsT8UGVB - take care y'all, it's been real
Mari Cohen @maricohen95
7K Followers 1K Following associate editor @jewishcurrents. Member @JCurrents_Union/@WGAEast. tips: [email protected]
anna ◡̈ @notablyanna
7K Followers 726 Following editor-at-large at Non-Threatening Boys Magazine | @OfficialCostar
Henry @hvponce17
137 Followers 323 Following
Carrie Stine @carriestineUW
154 Followers 182 Following Fifth year PhD candidate in the Bruchas Lab with @MCBSeattle neuroscience • pharmacology 🧠💊
Violet Sorrentino @wormentino
148 Followers 96 Following @MCBSeattle PhD candidate @FredHutch studying neuron-glia interactions in worms // former fruitfly fanatic + @uchicago grad// she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
Thom Lemoine @thomlemoine
4 Followers 44 Following Physics graduate student, I like music and science and everything in between
Klrn @_klrn_
38 Followers 108 Following
john tompkins @john_tomp
162 Followers 466 Following
Luke @LukeSironski
512 Followers 2K Following Class Action Lawyer | mindless poster, not to be taken seriously
Michael Goldberg @goldmich1
407 Followers 537 Following PD in @aaronquinlan lab, PhD alum of @Kelley__Harris lab, studying mutation rate evolution. 🏳️🌈/triathlete/organizer @GenomicsSalon (he/him)
Micah @micah_gleason
383 Followers 1K Following conductor | vocalist | collaborator | friend! (she/her)
hunter harris @hunteryharris
153K Followers 1K Following writes hung up on @substackinc, co-host lemme say this @wonderymedia — rep'd 3arts/wme
JOBA @JOBAISREAL
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Maria Robins-Somervil... @maria_ro_so
661 Followers 2K Following podcast producer 4 hire. formerly @pineapplemedia + @wnyc. Brooklyn grown. she/her
UnDo 512 @stop_sweeps_atx
49K Followers 207 Following resist the sweeps of homeless encampments & support those displaced. Stop Cop Cites.
jessej @extremelyjesse
71 Followers 609 Following Jesse, he/they // just a boi tryna figure out why his code doesn’t work // CS PhD student @ UW
Ellen @plleneaatela
193 Followers 272 Following
frn @FranGran_
70 Followers 170 Following
HB. @sealungs
84K Followers 34 Following she/her. didn't tweet for two years and now i care about tennis and, sorry! goodreads: sealungs
LINDS3Y @lindseyweber
21K Followers 1K Following freelance 4 hire, formerly @vulture✌🏼 i co-host of @whoweekly🎙 & do a little theater newsletter https://t.co/f9HiYv6bMS
🐜🐜🐜ifa @JewFrizz
233 Followers 647 Following crazy bug lady, she/her, frogs and cranberries it must be fall
grown adult young wom... @AndyStottt
633 Followers 432 Following um yas queen skinny legend versace boots the house down slay hunty mama and i oop daddy work charli xcx snatch my wig
Melissa Wefald Hoofer @MyrnaBestie
11 Followers 31 Following
Ellie Mejía @_elliemejia
737 Followers 674 Following illustrator & designer in chicago 🖍️ you can also find me at @streetviewghost
SPD @omsduff
199 Followers 901 Following Twitter for good; Twitter for fun// i was born in the only year without a World Series & i side with labor
Andy Wefald @awefald
448 Followers 3K Following
Eva Victor @evavictor
272K Followers 1K Following
Other Stories to Tell... @IAmSubVersive
3K Followers 3K Following Poet. Scholar. KC Born. Award winning chapbook w/ (@newfoundorg). Reader for @splitlipthemag Performance Studies Phd Candidate, UC Berkeley He/They
grace spelman @GraceSpelman
114K Followers 1K Following writer, screenwriter and professional music discusser. subscribe to Grace Spelman Music Project at the link in bio 💌 [email protected]
caro @caro_gea
703 Followers 1K Following
ryan @RyanFMandelbaum
11K Followers 2K Following bird-brained writer find me here https://t.co/gKm9rA270m (they/them/opinions mine) buy my book wild nyc (pinned tweet)
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388K Followers 13 Following choice posts from the bountiful gardens of reddit's relationship subreddits. Not affiliated with reddit. DMs open, Gmail acct is redditships.
james !!!! @jamescdeere
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205 Followers 301 Following sapphire and faded jeans I hope you get your dreams
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