Cube Monkey @_cubemonkey
We’re all equally miserable. Just don’t do anything to stick out, and we can all clock out at 5pm. Corporate America Joined December 2018-
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Who we thinking tonight people?? #GamblingTwitter #BettingAdvice #BettingTips #Follow
When the boss sends an email asking you to do something that would have taken them less time to do themselves instead of sending an email
Tryna drive to work this morning after holiday break
First day of the new year back at work #NewYearNewMe...just kidding nobody talk to me, this place stinks #NewYearSameMe
For you poor bastards that have to go back to work today, I feel your pain. On that note, please don’t come anywhere near my desk today.
Not sure if my boss is aware, but she still hasn’t sent out an email telling us to go home early today...🤔
I might have to start bringing Alexa to work with me #Genius
Risk it all baby!
I say things like this about my boss all the time #Relatable
I say things like this about my boss all the time #Relatable
Classic excuse for when your co-workers ask if you’re decorating your cubicle for Christmas
Classic excuse for when your co-workers ask if you’re decorating your cubicle for Christmas
#ThursdayMotivation The only thing getting me through this day is knowing we get some Thursday night football tonight...
How many times does everyone hit snooze in the morning? #thursdaymorning
RT if you convinced yourself again that you’ll go to the gym in the morning #WishfulThinking
Retweet if your boss thinks you’re actually doing work rn #relatable
#WednesdayWisdom follow @_cubemonkey for the most relatable workplace tweets that were all thinking but they're actually saying!
"My email giving trouble" One of the greatest corporate lies yuh eh send no email dan
Just got out of another 2hr team meeting...that could have easily been summarized with an email
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