Homer Simpson @_dahphil

Manchester United won’t kill me 🙏 . I gamble the Nasdaq lol. Joined December 2017

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Muna @Munalozy

3 days ago

Me secretly praying you don't pay back the money you owe me, so you won't ever come back to borrow another one.😭😭😭

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alim @SAINTTALIM

3 days ago

if your phone isn’t damaged, don’t get the iphone 17. you don’t have to give in to consumerism. if you have to buy one, buy a refurbished one. show mercy to the children of congo.

Apple Hub @theapplehub

4 days ago

if your phone isn’t damaged, don’t get the iphone 17. you don’t have to give in to consumerism. if you have to buy one, buy a refurbished one. show mercy to the children of congo.

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dan @aTribeCalledDan

4 days ago

He thought clubs would be lining up for him 🤣

Walid Arsenal @1Walid1

5 days ago

He thought clubs would be lining up for him 🤣

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TinasheWillRise @sicksadchris

4 days ago

i lowkey can't believe these people are allowed to walk among us

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All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX

5 days ago

Barcelona legacy

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🗿 @boymanager0

6 days ago

re-entering your prime after a long downfall>>>

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꩜ @adorewordss

6 days ago

how silly of me to forget that im living a life i once only dreamed of

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🗡️ @Leonard4L

6 days ago

😭😭

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temi @temi_os

5 days ago

Marry me , I’m rich

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Yoghurt @TheChelseaTalk

7 days ago

Will my crush say yes?

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Homer Simpson @_dahphil

6 days ago

Amouage interlude so overhyped lmao. Shit smells like medicine

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LiveScore @livescore

a week ago

Cristiano Ronaldo features 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗦 on the list of fastest players to score 100 goals for a club 🤯🔥

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Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_

a week ago

Apply pressure ke?? My good sis we don’t do that over here o. If i don’t get the energy i want from you, you’ll just not hear from me again.

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Kobi @UtdKobi

a week ago

😭😭😭 https://t.co/q1piVfcFzI

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Daniel @General_D__

a week ago

“I need that Barcelona high line” they don give you o

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Homer Simpson @_dahphil

a week ago

Wdym my club can’t beat a team I’ve never heard of of in my life 😔🤦🏾‍♂️

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Stop lying to yourself. You don’t actually want to get better. If you did, it would show. Your habits prove you’re a liar. You want people to comfort you, to nod their head, to tell you “it’s okay” while you recycle the same excuses over and over again. You don’t -

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The Ilaje Sultan 🫅 @ogunmusi

2 weeks ago

The Skill that will pay you 1 million naira monthly will pay you £4000 in the UK. Only people with unskilled Jobs earn £1500. It is like comparing a Senior Doctor and a Cleaner. All these Moronic takes is a poor reflection of yourself.

kayode okunola @TaxDoctorNG

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tobi @oluwatobiexe

2 weeks ago

proximity to success can be so deceiving, cause everything fit soft around you, and part of it go dey rub on you, while you’re having zero motion on your own. one day, you would just realized you own nothing, just eating crumbs from associates.