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I AM USELESS YouTube Joined August 2014-
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Onions arnt like muthafuckin humans just cause have layers the smell like shrek ballsack shrek fucking haunts me #fuckmylife👨🔫
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Last night’s #KeyAndPeele took us back to the reign of Steve Urkel. #TBT on.cc.com/1ze3tPC
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"This is the message that will eventually reach an estimated 200 billion stars." onion.com/ZGsd2J
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There has been chatter around shortening the NBA regular season. Michael Jordan disagrees -> es.pn/1nqBA1x
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Let's show LGBT youth we've got their backs. Stand up against bullying for #spiritday! glaad.org/spiritday 💜💜💜
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RT this tweet if you want to meet @jimcarrey @jeff_daniels an if y'all want his snap chat. We well pick one lucky winner for this prize.
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Dumb and Dumber 2 Trailer Official - Jim Carrey, …: youtu.be/HMxwcRck9TI @DumbTo @jeff_daniels @DjycoolY @jimcarrey @chris_defouw
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Today was a Good Dave (tosh.O): youtu.be/g4g5-tZuW1s I laugh every time I watch it.
@GhostRaven5678 go fuck yourself u cunt I fucked ur mom last night
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OK I bet y'all didn't know this. Creepy.
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@AirBurton26 its true the bulldogs kill yall
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Chester county beats south side.
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Favorite an retweet, if y'all wish a marijuana store were in Tennessee.
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"So you mean you've been faking for 20 years?" "Mhmm." "And it was all for a gag?" "Yup!" "...That's awesome!" "
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Weediquette: Stoned Moms bit.ly/Zi9NFC
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#GoodellMustGo: the #BoycottNFL protest continues after the Ray Rice domestic abuse debacle. eonli.ne/1sd8nDk
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Man hope that @Colts wins man.
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If y'all know Jacoby Williams. He is a thief he stole my NCAA 14 an i am piss off. He lied to me so watch he thief
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Andrew Luck is now tied with his college coach, Jim Harbaugh, for 4th on the @Colts all-time TD list (49).
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