devan @_devdev

I try to act nonchalant but inside I’m actually chalant AF Orlando, FL Joined December 2013

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CALEB PRESSLEY @calebpressley

17 hours ago

🍨 SUNDAE CONVERSATION 🍨 with @JaredGoff16 Presented by @WhiteClaw

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John Ewing @johnewing

5 days ago

"Hey dad, what was 7 hours of commercial-free football like?" Me:

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devan @_devdev

5 days ago

good culture cottage cheese was finally back at publix today!!!

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I say again, why is the sauna the most absurd place ever? “please remove workout shoes” *walks in with sneakers* people shadow boxing, grunting, leaking their puddles everywhere, spraying scents, coughing it’s a circus

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devan @_devdev

a week ago

wayyyyy too close but I’ll take it

UCF Knights 🌴 @UCFKnights

a week ago

wayyyyy too close but I’ll take it

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devan @_devdev

2 weeks ago

this is more important news than a celebrity engagement

Cracker Barrel @CrackerBarrel

2 weeks ago

this is more important news than a celebrity engagement

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devan @_devdev

2 weeks ago

imagine obsessing over someone getting engaged that you don’t even know, haven’t spoken to, and doesn’t know you exist

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Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers

2 weeks ago

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this

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devan @_devdev

3 weeks ago

we went to the zoo today and an otter ran by and jumped into the water and a lady asked us “was that a fish?” yah the fish ran with its legs into the water

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devan @_devdev

a month ago

freakier friday is a 5000000/10 movie, please go watch, it has everything and more

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devan @_devdev

a month ago

first they screwed redzone by buying it, then they pushed an update to the fantasy app that everyone hates espn is out here ruining football season

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Lukie @howsypartner

a month ago

Every time I go to an airport I’m reminded that the average person is soooo much dumber than I thought

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devan @_devdev

2 months ago

I think it’s insane when people have one bad experience on an airline and then swear it off and say it’s the worst airline ever like literally every airline has issues at some point, ya soft ass

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devan @_devdev

2 months ago

the “high maintenance to be low maintenance” trend is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen, you’re literally showing me all of your high maintenance habits