jimmy no legs @_dicknuts
the hero of this story United States Joined December 2011-
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I (28M) blew up at my wife (29F) over McDoubles. She made me mac and cheese and I forgave her. How do we move on?
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my (28M) wife (29F)would not let me order 999 McDoubles ($4,185.81). It made me think our age gape is problematic. AITAH?
Hey does anyone know if there are any movies that ants really hate that I can leave playing in my living room and bedroom all day?
You guys remember that one level from Tak and the Power of Juju where you go sand boarding? That was cool as hell
I have reason to suspect my fiancée is on TikTok despite the recent ban. Does anyone know the proper channels I can use to report her to the authorities?
They got Gracie Abram’s at this thing. Hard to believe she made all those tanks for the army with a voice like that
Can I keep it a stack with y’all? I like Meghan Trainor more than Sabrina Carpenter
They got Jimmy Fallon here at the jingle ball. I’m gonna keep it a stack with you, I’m not impressed
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Well well well it’s wop this and dago that until we do something that you like.
all that money and still can’t take a screenshot
all that money and still can’t take a screenshot
It should be illegal to use a leaf blower for more than 30 minutes and the mandatory minimum sentence for violating this law should be the death penalty
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You know what? I’m just gonna say it: oceans 8 was good and people were too hard on it
reminding bro that it’s the weekend…
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god bless elden ring
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