Drew Thomas @_dthomas
Cleverly disguised as an adult. Joined September 2009-
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That game feels like I followed Game of Thrones for 8 years only to watch the season 8 dumpster fire.
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Is there such a thing as a dog that doesn't bark at storms?
*looks at clock, 11:20* *looks at giant window that makes one entire wall of my office* Guess I failed this statewide tornado drill.
Speed skating suits make everyone look like characters from Bob's Burgers
When I finally decide to take lunch in the office, random people come in like
They grow up so fast
Hot take: I strongly dislike cowbell teams. They're the "woo girls" of football.
I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure the DB is not allowed to be elbow deep in a receiver's pads 10 yards into a route
Me: Don't make that pass again. Also me: Don't shoot that again. WVU: *makes 3 from the parking lot*
The best part about keeping a beard is when you cut it off and your name consists mostly of expletives for 3 days
I feel myself making Winona Ryder faces trying get federal websites to work.
Is there a setting on Hulu that makes the ads and shows the same volume? I getting really tired of the Jitterbug treatment.
I'm beginning to think I should be using this RFP from a town in Kansas as an example. They spelled archaeology wrong through the entire document.
Everyone in the office is playing the same webinar so walking around the office sounds like the beginning of a dystopian movie.
I guess the AC has been out all weekend. After years of camping and living in shitty houses I thought this was normal.
Funny that the daily email about how efficient I'm working comes to the "other" inbox as opposed to the only other inbox labeled "focused"
I think we should replace my desk phone with a Fischer Price one that's full of candy. Even that wouldn't stop the ringing.
Our printer nonsense of the week: random double sided prints
The office next to me has a big red button? Must... resist...
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