jared @_dynamicpeace
aka big game player Joined June 2020-
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Hey Peter thiel my name is Jared and I am going to kill you with my bare hands. Put this in my file.
I am covered in vomit :( I am covered in sick :( I have no name and no place :(
Me pandering to a comedy crowd in Austin TX: if you’re still wearing a seatbelt in 2025 you’re a retarded faggot!!! Austin tx: JARED! JARED! JARED!
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FANS OF THE MCCHICKEN: DO NOT BUY THE OTHER CHICKEN SANDWICH UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE!!! THAT IS WHAT THEY WANT! INSTEAD WE MUST ORGANIZE AND COMMUNICATE OUR FRUSTRATION WITH THE NERFING OF THE ONCE GREAT MCCHICKEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. MMGA!
McDonald’s has purposefully nerfed the mcchicken to get us to buy the other chicken sandwich
Gotta have them books. And movies too!
I remember my brother punched my dad in the face at my hockey game when I was 9 because he found out he was fucking with my mom My dad got him arrested but a few weeks later they both took me to see Ted 2 to show that they were both still there for me
My dreams are calling me to leadership but I’m scared and have a headache
I’m queer (not in a gay way but in a lord of the rings way)
Hate when I’m playing subway surfers and the cop catch my ass I’d rather get hit by the train
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