elaine phillips @_elainephillips

flattery dont charge these batteries, civilian Illinois, USA Joined September 2017

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lains @fevrier2nd

5 years ago

did u grow up poor and now have to say “i’ve never done/had that before” as a response to everything or are u normal ❤️

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being cool with someone that did your friend completely wrong because they “did nothing to you personally”, is super weird to me. if you come for my friends you coming for me too. like it’s no serious beef but it also ain’t buddy buddy either, we just not cool

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elaine phillips @_elainephillips

5 years ago

If people could stop referring to my coworkers by race that would be great. You don’t call me “the white one” you learned my name and you can learn everyone else’s. It’s incredibly unprofessional and racist but the system ain’t ready for that conversation.

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ceciatl @ceciATL

6 years ago

that tik tok of the girl cleaning her friends depression mess is a sweet concept but none of y’all better ever come up in my shit filming like that lmaooo the state of my home during depressive episodes is between me and god

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SirWilliamChillin’™️ @will6foot5

6 years ago

Put a Dollar Tree next to a movie theatre and watch the Dollar Tree business SKYROCKET.

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elaine phillips @_elainephillips

6 years ago

You can tell I wear scrubs to work everyday cause when I’m out in the normal civilian world I still try to drop literally everything into my nonexistent front pockets and for someone who sold their soul to us cellular for a new phone let me tell you it’s not a good move.

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Keefler @Keefler_Elf

6 years ago

if you ask a coworker “how are you” and they say “well, im here” that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof. we can make it look like an accident. if i die, im finally free. if i live, we’ll sue this place and split the money. please for the love of god help m

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elaine phillips @_elainephillips

6 years ago

Frito lays variety pack but it’s different flavors of ramen In one 12 count box.

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elaine phillips @_elainephillips

6 years ago

My family gets why I drive home from my apartment for laundry but how do I explain a week after taking 8 movies that I need more because my boyfriend isn’t gonna sit and watch “Horton hears a who” with me every night and I can’t get him to watch “polar express” outside Christmas?