˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_
delusionally optimistic and unapologetically myself NE Joined July 2012-
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non american: how do u know hes dead? american: so imagine pizzas
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Me thinking this was how I was about to find out Collin Jost or Marcelo were leaving snl but it’s actually about trump being MIA. Dodged a bullet there
Me thinking this was how I was about to find out Collin Jost or Marcelo were leaving snl but it’s actually about trump being MIA. Dodged a bullet there
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i dearly miss when likes were public. I used to send subtle, subliminal messages to my followers with my likes. Now no one can know who I truly am or what I'm all about.
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you know i keep that thang on me (cat hair)
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whenever I say “right…right” I’m channeling her
Tea
Carry my lobotomy ice pick on my purse, call that a lababa
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Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol
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Me as a Victorian child after my teacher accidentally spilled the gruel at lunch
Me as a Victorian child after my teacher accidentally spilled the gruel at lunch
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“i asked my brother to pass me the travel pamphlet this morning… he’s like ‘brochure.’”
“i asked my brother to pass me the travel pamphlet this morning… he’s like ‘brochure.’”
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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar
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if i saw this i would not believe my eyes
if i saw this i would not believe my eyes
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THE FLAG
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i love the word 'also' because i'm never done talking
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