em @_ex_ploit

always. //una 22// Florence, AL Joined December 2018

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4 years ago

if i keep getting ads about autumn in this 100 degree heat, im going to throw hands really quick. i just wanna be cold and wearing a big sweater.

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5 years ago

i just want to sit and watch a little turtle eat watermelon and strawberries. is that too much to ask ??

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5 years ago

hocus pocus now go focus so you dont fail your classes

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5 years ago

when your very first roommate moves out and you think youre not going to cry, but then you lay in her empty room and bawl: 1 me: 0

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to everyone who just wants to get out of the house, but not go into stores: go on a drive !!! roll the windows down and play your favorite tunes !!! a little bit of a stress reliever without putting yourself or others in danger !!!

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6 years ago

the fact that there is barely any food in stores doesnt bother me bc ive been buying food FOR NO REASON FOR MONTHS bc i would go shopping when i was hungry and now i have too much haha

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6 years ago

THE NATS OF SATAN ARE SPAWNING WITH THE WARM WEATHER NO GO BACK TO HELL WHERE YOU CAME FROM

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6 years ago

if you walk out of the bathroom without WASHING YOUR HANDS

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6 years ago

do you ever miss someone and the memories you made SO BAD that it physically hurts

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6 years ago

not living with a female roommate: PRO: she doesnt take your stuff CON: you cant take her stuff

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6 years ago

today will be a great day !! speak it into existence !!!

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6 years ago

i put an actual bra on for the first time in months the other day for maybe five minutes and then immediately took it off and the boyfriend said “oh good! im proud of the effort! five minutes is longer than last time!” haha im in love

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6 years ago

whoever took notes and underlined POINTLESS THINGS in the book i have to use for class, you make me mad and your underlining sucks.

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6 years ago

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. MY CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND’S MOM JUST TOLD ME I WAS 11 NINE YEARS AGO. I FEEL LIKE I WAS BORN NINE YEARS AGO. WHY IS LIFE SO LONG. EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.

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6 years ago

so i got the PERFECT idea for my world lit project, enjoy.

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6 years ago

this random lady just knocked on my window and said “do you know your break light is out?” and in the most redneck way possible i said “yep i just gotta beat on it sometimes.” and i proceeded to hit my taillight until it came on.

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6 years ago

i could never wear a super duper short dress. like what if my booty pop out ????? then what am i gonna do ????????

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6 years ago

how funny it is that people are pushing to “be yourself” until you do something unexpected that they dont like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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6 years ago

someone please tell me to do my homework

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6 years ago

i saw a girl that was maybe 11 at Claire’s who was wearing eight scrunchies on her wrist and then proceeded to buy eleven more and immediately turned to her mom and said “we need to sit down so i can put them all on” ........wHAT