I was so disappointed when I got my shot today that they didn't even ask me if I would rather be a magnet or a wifi hotspot, they just microchipped me like everyone else. Horseshit... total horseshit.
I swear my kids and Alexa are in kahoots.
Kids: Hey Alexa, pretend like you don't hear mom and then wait until she loses her shit before you actually do what she's been asking.
Alexa: That sounds fun. Consider it done.
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