al @_ffsalice_

follow @_ffsalice Chawleigh, England Joined January 2019

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al @_ffsalice_

4 years ago

receptionist colleague: now u don’t work reception as much you don’t have to deal with the stress we get cor stop complaining me: *is working 58 hours next week including three 14 hour shifts in a row for weddings and parties* haha okay

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Liz @https_liz_

6 years ago

Me: do you like this new plant/piece of clothing/thing I bought? My mum: thought you were skint?! Karl Marx : to the capitalist, every luxury of the worker seems to be reprehensible, and everything that goes beyond the most abstract need seems to him a luxury... nice plant liz

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Satan @s8n

6 years ago

Vaccinate your kids Drink water Hail Satan Stop killing each other Recycle

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Declan McKenna @DeclanMcKenna

6 years ago

congrats on the new album great hangin

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Sam Stryker @sbstryker

6 years ago

Lady Gaga’s “I’m Italian” meme

Cece ✨🖤 @CantReadMyJudas

6 years ago

Lady Gaga’s “I’m Italian” meme

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al @_ffsalice_

6 years ago

Hey Siri where is my nearest cat adoption centre?

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stealth 🥀 @stealthuwubackp

6 years ago

get (and i cant stress this enough) him out

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animal crossing pics 🌱 @acrossinq

6 years ago

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DINOSAUR PILE-UP @DINOSAURPILEUP

6 years ago

This is the most real thing to happen on a tour. A monumental gesture from such an inspirational, accommodating and killer band. We literally cannot thank you enough @Shinedown

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al @_ffsalice_

6 years ago

Never hated something so much that I whole heartedly agree with 🙃

00. @cooperdinero00

6 years ago

Never hated something so much that I whole heartedly agree with 🙃

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Madz🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @maddmadzz

6 years ago

This made me laugh way more than it should have

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𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓮𝔂 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓮 🥀 @GlamGothBeauty

6 years ago

but did Marie Antoinette cry when she was walking up the stairs to get beheaded? NO. so suck it up.

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𝓜 @abeeraeifa

6 years ago

Will Smith said, “her happiness is not my responsibility. She should be happy and I should be happy individually. Then we come together and share our happiness. Giving someone a responsibility to make you happy when you can’t do it for yourself is selfish” let that sink in.

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al @_ffsalice_

6 years ago

Im in love with our house 😭😭

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grace♡ @gracieelaciee

6 years ago

yall can support tom holland and noah centineo and ross lynch as the white boys of the month as much as u want BUT remember where u came from. remember ur roots. show respect to ur elders and never forget the original white boy of the month, mr. aaron taylor johnson circa 2008