“andrew” @_funmachine
i will be posting about it, or at least considering it Virginia/Indiana Joined July 2010-
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should’ve saved this one for primetime
He’s going to shave a hitler stache into his head
He’s going to shave a hitler stache into his head
this and some postmarital 😅😂
well, no
https://t.co/3e6LPCI40V
got the whole squad laughing bro
sitting my ass down and listening to the audiobook
oh cool is that coat of arms yours? do you have licensure to wear that collar of the order? are you of standing to don the ermine? oh it’s just a costume, you’re just larping? carry on
oh cool is that coat of arms yours? do you have licensure to wear that collar of the order? are you of standing to don the ermine? oh it’s just a costume, you’re just larping? carry on
Dance callers when the electric slide came out:
You all laughed when I started a credit union, but now that I’ve created a community?
Many on here are threatened by my increasing stock of ice cream cones and pasta shapes. That’s alright, I’ll keep on building
great work sir keep it up
Kids are too self-centered these days to follow football. Instead of cheering “CeeDee Lamb,” they’re all “Me me,” damn!

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