Garrison @_garrison_
a lil frustrated with the state of the world Austin, TX Joined May 2012-
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9/10 of the most common birthdays are in September.
9/10 of the most common birthdays are in September. https://t.co/yuSl39SMDK
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BREAKING: Trump just axed the Biden-era rule that forced airlines to compensate passengers for flight delays and cancellations. That rule protected you, the traveler, when corporations failed to deliver.
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I cannot stress enough there are four different ads in this screenshot
I cannot stress enough there are four different ads in this screenshot https://t.co/Qbxb6SV02N
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This is authoritarianism.
This is authoritarianism.
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Broke down the scandals dogging Cuomo and Mamdani
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This is fascism
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HEY WHAT THE FUCK
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Imma shame anybody working for ICE bby.
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thinking about this tweet yet again
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This is what the Nazis did
This is what the Nazis did
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He invested in the youth and put resources in the community. It’s scientifically proven if you do that crime goes down.
He invested in the youth and put resources in the community. It’s scientifically proven if you do that crime goes down.
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Fun Fact: Donald Trump is responsible for 21.4% of the national debt.
Fun Fact: Donald Trump is responsible for 21.4% of the national debt.
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How it feels to still believe January 6th and the attempts to overturn the 2020 election were some of the most disqualifying things a president has ever done in history
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The pedophile protection party is shutting down Congress just to avoid voting on the release of the Epstein files.
The pedophile protection party is shutting down Congress just to avoid voting on the release of the Epstein files.
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People were saying "learn to code" in 2016, you know when Zoomers were picking colleges and their programs
People were saying "learn to code" in 2016, you know when Zoomers were picking colleges and their programs
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#AlligatorAuschwitz https://t.co/Q15hFgxlau
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This is the kind of headline they show you in a TV show to indicate that a dictator is on the rise
The only time I'm okay with predatory tow trucks
The only time I'm okay with predatory tow trucks
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