K-Ham @_goKHam

Always keep your head up, never let the beat drop. UNC :|: Google :|: NorCal Mewtwo Pokemon Trainer kmstrfresh.tumblr.com Golden Gate Heights Joined August 2010

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K-Ham @_goKHam

8 years ago

Tables turn. Bridges burn. You live and learn.

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K-Ham @_goKHam

8 years ago

Ok California you got me. I love kombucha.

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K-Ham @_goKHam

8 years ago

Becky used to lemme smash.

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Cherie Berry @ElevatorQueen

8 years ago

Government shut down won’t stop me, y’all! #StillDrinkin #StillInspectin #StillQueen

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K-Ham @_goKHam

8 years ago

Did I write this?

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K-Ham @_goKHam

8 years ago

I have a massive soft spot for small business restaurants. I will throw you a 5 Star Yelp review in a second because that. shit. is. brutal. out. there. mama.

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Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi

8 years ago

is life even real anymore

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K-Ham @_goKHam

8 years ago

I know I'm old because at 4:15PM my mind just immediately went "OOOOOOOOH I could use an Earl Grey tea rn"

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The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster

8 years ago

A hearse just pulled into our lot, flashed its lights at us, then left.

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When SF gets below 60 degrees: "SF is so cold and miserable, when will this eternal winter end" When SF goes above 70 degrees: "If I wanted to sweat profusely in a humid hellscape I would have moved to Florida"

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K-Ham @_goKHam

8 years ago

I can't be the only one who CONSTANTLY takes accidental screenshots on the iPhone X due to the side bezel button placements *facepalm.*

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K-Ham @_goKHam

8 years ago

I love how the Food Network essentially just cut out all the bullshit storylines and compressed all their 30-minute cooking shows into 90 second videos for Facebook.

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K-Ham @_goKHam

8 years ago

"So it's a long time ago and a galaxy far, far away...but there are spaceships?" -Erinn

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K-Ham @_goKHam

8 years ago

"Y'all carrying and I am gooped." -Fanny

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K-Ham @_goKHam

8 years ago

On blowjobs: "There is something very vampiric about it."

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K-Ham @_goKHam

8 years ago

Wait what really is a water chestnut.

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K-Ham @_goKHam

8 years ago

My god do I hate the terms "pupper" and "doggo" jesus use real words.

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Vaughn Hillyard @VaughnHillyard

8 years ago

Father, who says he's a local peanut farmer in Wicksburg, outside Roy Moore rally talks about losing his gay daughter at age of 23 to suicide. "I was anti-gay myself. I said bad things to my daughter, which I regret."