rusty shackleford @_grumpbucket
we don’t have the budget for quality control. she/they Joined November 2020-
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there is truly nothing worse than coming up with a joke and saying it and then coming up with a more concise, better version of that joke later on
pretty patties
just apologized to the spider on my wall after i picked up my hand towel and ruined his whole web
although there is no such list, i’ve been considering telling people i meet that i have a list of people i liked more before i got to know them. just as like a warning ya know
when record stores put porter wagoner records next to the dolly parton records i- 😡😡😡
had a dream last night that one little cockroach from my last apartment came slithering out of a box i haven’t unpacked yet and i woke up feeling sick
my superpower is still being able to point out ccm students on campus 5 years post-graduation
approaching that time of winter where i miss my yellow hair uh oh
living in america makes me feel like such a bad person but really i think i just need to move to england
2022 might be the worst year in horror since like 2003
ethel cain is this era of tumblr’s lana del rey
going to be making fun of people with a blue check mark SO hard
the richest men in the world are also the ugliest. i don’t think these two things are unrelated.
evan peters’ jeffrey dahmer sounds like the fourth lead from trailer park boys that got written out at the last second
veggie bitches were drinking soy milk for 15+ years and saying it tasted good, smdh

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