Hannah Ernst @_h3rnst

@MountUnion alum • @Nichols_College GPS alum • Certified Athletic Trainer • I’m funny sometimes. she/her Portland, OR Joined October 2011

Tweets

16K
Followers

875
Following

480
Likes

42K

LAY'S @LAYS

3 years ago

Congrats 👑 of Lay's You deserve all praise. We 💛 you #BB24

311 4K 30K 0 137

Anne V. Kirby @avkirbyPhD

3 years ago

Very pleased that the single-use bathrooms in my @UUtah office building now have information about WHAT is in them, rather than signs about WHO can use them.

3K 13K 195K 0 2K

Download Image

Meg ☘️ @meg_ohgee

4 years ago

Crumbl cookies are the best and worst thing to ever happen

3 1 8 0 0

Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb

4 years ago

I accidentally called my friend's 13 year old daughter Amber instead of Autumn. So...she erased the grocery list on my refrigerator.

609 4K 122K 0 1K

ADHD advice from people who don’t understand at all: “Just get a planner!” Actually helpful ADHD advice: “The only way to ever reliably find motivation to clean your room is to invite someone over so your crippling fear of embarrassment overrides your broken dopamine receptors”

241 17K 96K 0 3K

5’9 @_ChrissyChris

4 years ago

Pre-period symptoms will really have you thinking you’re losing your mind.

991 69K 435K 0 5K

Obedience Is Not Patriotism @jlsslw

4 years ago

JUST IN: Mark Cuban launches online pharmacy that offers more than 100 generic drugs at an affordable price. For example, Cuban prices the leukemia drug imatinib at $47 a month, compared to the $9,657 retail price. Follow Occupy Democrats for more.

301 5K 20K 0 292

Hannah Ernst @_h3rnst

4 years ago

I’m not saying Euphoria is bad, but The Righteous Gemstones is so much better

1 0 0 0 0

Michael Benjamin @mfbenji

4 years ago

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like “do you ski?”

2K 53K 448K 0 6K

Mom Jeans @momjeansplease

4 years ago

Getting ready to donate some clothes but first I need to drive around with them in my trunk for a year

520 13K 152K 0 614

Jessica Contrera @mjcontrera

4 years ago

A glimpse into the ICU at the Cleveland Clinic, where my mom has been caring for 20-year-olds on ventilators. It's so easy to be numb or jaded right now, but for the sake of our front line workers, we can't tune this out. youtube.com/watch?v=Scsm1z…

2 38 46 0 2

Eric Garcia for Congress @EricG1247

4 years ago

If you wear a mask to go to a store during a pandemic it's called proper health protocols not living in fear. If you need to open carry a gun to go to a store it's called living in fear.

643 9K 55K 0 282

Bone00afide.bsky.social 🇮🇱 @bone00afide

4 years ago

How come nobody says “I trust my immune system” when the disease is Herpes?

29 166 1K 0 8

Evan Washington @evanewashington

4 years ago

some say the MCU isn’t realistic but what about in Black Panther when Killmonger wanted the richest, most advanced country in the world to aid and empower oppressed people worldwide and T’Challa honored his wishes by building one (1) youth center in Oakland