harrison @_hazcam

i like red wine, and my best friend was Peter Pan. Narrm / Bunurong Country 🇦🇺 Joined April 2012

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Lady Gaga @ladygaga

5 months ago

Australia, I am so excited to bring The MAYHEM Ball to you this December! 🇦🇺

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Lady Gaga @ladygaga

11 months ago

DISEASE OUT NOW LadyGaga.lnk.to/Disease

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Hank Azaria @HankAzaria

12 months ago

Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?

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Senator Briggs (Biblically Accurate) @Briggs

12 months ago

The people of Springfield are eating the dogs & the cats? Sounds more like a Shelbyville idea…

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my work colleague just turned 24 and received a "film camera" for his birthday. he's now going around showing us how his photos came out after having them developed; I feel like a pensioner when I tell him I had one in high school because digital cameras were too expensive to own

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NUMY @IIIIIMCMXCV

a year ago

when i was 17 going to house parties and all the straight people were kissing and i was crying in the toilet because i had no one to kiss

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Porsche @Porsche

a year ago

It’s pronounced Porsche.

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mani @ImaniShante

a year ago

I wanna be nicer and less reactive but “stupid bitch” just rolls off the tongue

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The Chaser @chaser

a year ago

Prime Minister admits that banning teens from social media is actually just so he can avoid getting grilled by 6 News before the election

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Shafeeq @Y2SHAF

a year ago

Yeah Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

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harrison @_hazcam

2 years ago

make that 22 years in a row ⚡💜⚡💜

NRL @NRL

2 years ago

make that 22 years in a row ⚡💜⚡💜

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NRL @NRL

2 years ago

The Melbourne Storm haven't lost a Round 1 matchup in over 20 years 🤯

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Brooklin Nash @realBrookNash

2 years ago

“per my last email” = fuck you “apologies for the delay” = fuck me “cc’ing for visibility” = you’re fucked “checking in in this” = i’m fucked “let’s revisit in Q4” = fuck this “i’m not sure that’s aligned” = fuck that “respectfully yours” = fuck all y’all

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Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps

2 years ago

Countries with the word 'girt' in their national anthem

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Shaun Micallef @shaunmicallef

2 years ago

Remember folks, there’s no better way to see fireworks than on a mobile phone screen. #HappyNewYear

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Susie Dent @susie_dent

2 years ago

Word of the day, should it be needed, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude, an aversion to other people, and the desire to be left alone.

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sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy

2 years ago

You worked 40 hours this week, so please enjoy the next 48 hours of chores and errands.

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Rockstar Games @RockstarGames

2 years ago

Our trailer has leaked so please watch the real thing on YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=QdBZY2…

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anu @anuatluru

2 years ago

there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories