(((Helicopter Cat Mom))) @_heath3r

Just trying to outrun the existential dread. Washington, DC Joined September 2019

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(((Helicopter Cat Mom))) @_heath3r

6 years ago

Hey #wmata if you're going to leave only one escalator running at Bethesda, it should be the one going up.

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(((Helicopter Cat Mom))) @_heath3r

6 years ago

Yo @MainStTakoma how come you haven't mentioned anything about the return of this Takoma staple? S & S reopens TODAY after being closed for 3 years.

(((Helicopter Cat Mom))) @_heath3r

6 years ago

Yo @MainStTakoma how come you haven't mentioned anything about the return of this Takoma staple? S & S reopens TODAY after being closed for 3 years.

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(((Helicopter Cat Mom))) @_heath3r

6 years ago

You ever dream that you have a pet and then you wake up and miss that pet?

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