Garrett @_heckmate

I enjoy playing drums, going to shows, solving and constructing crossword puzzles, and probably at least four other things. Charlotte Joined May 2010

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Garrett @_heckmate

2 years ago

I was like “wow James Blake put out another album out today so soon after the last one a week or two ago? sick!” til I realized it was James Blunt lol. then I added it

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Garrett @_heckmate

2 years ago

did a podcast! and got to talk about @systemofadown !! go listen wherever you stream!

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2 years ago

did a podcast! and got to talk about @systemofadown !! go listen wherever you stream!

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Garrett @_heckmate

2 years ago

I think a man pushing his baby in a stroller just flashed his brights at me. I can’t explain it but it happened.

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Garrett @_heckmate

2 years ago

Don’t do much tweetin’ these days but for anyone here, the Mindvac EP is now out! RIYL Mastodon, Fall of Troy, Baroness, At the Drive-In, etc. open.spotify.com/album/5ceIRXhT…

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Garrett @_heckmate

3 years ago

*googles if buying Girl Scout cookies counts as a donation in the eyes of the IRS*

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Garrett @_heckmate

3 years ago

I love the Corollas I’ve owned but WHY does Toyota gotta make their horns sound like I’m Toad coming up around the bend behind Bowser toot tooooot

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Garrett @_heckmate

3 years ago

once AGAIN doing a deep Google search making sure cordyceps cant actually make the jump to controlling humans 😅

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3 years ago

merch game strong

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Garrett @_heckmate

3 years ago

just realized it was actually J Mascis I saw in Asheville this weekend and not just someone I feel bad for profiling as looking like him

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3 years ago

a frozen fish fillet fell out of the freezer and I instinctively kicked it up with my foot like a hackey sack and now my foot hurts very badly the end

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3 years ago

Sped-up footage of DART crashing into Dimorphos. Wow. @NASA

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found two pills in the pocket of some pants I haven’t worn in a while so I thought I might be about to have some fun with relics from my more rebellious days, but then I looked closer and saw they were Lactaids 🥛🚫

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Self Aware Records @SelfAwareNC

3 years ago

Coughing Dove has a new video out today for single, “Deep Thoughts.” Check out the video on the @queencitynerve site & then go preorder the new album!!! 🎥 Josh Rob Thomas 📷 Lindsey Miller qcnerve.com/coughing-dove-…

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Garrett @_heckmate

3 years ago

In terms of comebacks, Ke Huy Quan walked so polio could run

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Garrett @_heckmate

3 years ago

you know what, if I want to stay awake for all 183 minutes of “Apocalypse Now: Final Cut” I’m gonna need to take a coppola adderall

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Garrett @_heckmate

3 years ago

that sitcom situation where there’s something written on a sheet of paper that I don’t want the person with me to read but they’re trying to grab it to so I snatch it and stuff it in my mouth, chew, and swallow it, but it’s a sheet of nori