Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz @_hlbrt

Brooklyn, NY Joined March 2011

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Sick @Sick0las

5 days ago

Shout out to all my day 2s. Healthy skepticism should be encouraged

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greg @greg16676935420

4 months ago

@SenWarren @SenatorBanks @TheJusticeDept Why don’t you just buy regular sized eggs instead of giant eggs. They’re much cheaper

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Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake

8 months ago

Abdul Carter

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There are moments when you feel the world is too much. Days and even weeks when you want to (or perhaps do) pull up the covers and half-sleep in bed until nightfall, avoiding a feeling of hopelessness that seems insurmountable. Long-awaited deals fall through without warning,…

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Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz @_hlbrt

2 years ago

Heisman favorite @jjmccarthy09 7/9 for 60 yards. Most overrated Heisman contender? People are asking.

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Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz @_hlbrt

3 years ago

🎶live for the funk, die for the funk🎶

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Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept

3 years ago

stranger: is this snake poisonous? us: nah fam, stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth* us: it’s venomous tho

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Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz @_hlbrt

3 years ago

The best part of starting the season unranked is watching upset after upset and realizing that AP rankings are a sham.

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Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan

3 years ago

the ADHD urge to over-complicate a simple task by turning it into an ambitious project, until you get so overwhelmed/intimidated by the massive (uneccessary) undertaking that you abandon ship and never return

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P SCOTT ✨ @prescotttyler

3 years ago

If I was president I would put Netflix, Hulu, Prime, HBO, and every other streaming service in a room together and make them collectively decide how loud each volume number is

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Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich

3 years ago

holy fucking shit, 10 mass shootings in one weekend. America's door problem is out of control

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Tommy Tastykakes @THC_Junior

3 years ago

Satan Jr. born on 06/06/06 gets his learners permit today. Stay safe out there on the roads everyone

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Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz @_hlbrt

4 years ago

What a finish #WeAre

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Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders

4 years ago

July 2015: hottest July on record July 2016: hottest July on record July 2017: hottest July on record July 2018: hottest July on record July 2019: hottest July on record June 2021: hottest June on record Yeah. It's time we got our act together and took bold action on climate.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

4 years ago

How egocentric of us to think that Space Aliens, who have mastered interstellar travel across the Galaxy, would give a shit about humans on Earth.

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Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz @_hlbrt

4 years ago

As Texas implements restrictions on energy consumption due to their incompetent leadership, I think about these two tweets that enraged me a few months ago. The irony is almost too sweet except these buffoons are still in power. You guys suck @DanCrenshawTX @tedcruz