🇺🇦 Melissa Crow @_honeynymph

in and out of the Venn diagram honeynymph.net Mendocino County, CA Joined April 2018

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matt @mattxiv

3 years ago

One of yours, maybe? @USMC

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🇺🇦 Melissa Crow @_honeynymph

3 years ago

I love how CNN thinks they’ve “caught” her. “Damn! You told me getting naked in broad daylight at a religious landmark would be our little secret! Foiled again! Damn CNN.”

CNN @CNN

3 years ago

I love how CNN thinks they’ve “caught” her. “Damn! You told me getting naked in broad daylight at a religious landmark would be our little secret! Foiled again! Damn CNN.”

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🇺🇦 Melissa Crow @_honeynymph

3 years ago

This mf is sitting in front of his own ballot to amend his own state’s constitution to forbid slavery and he thinks it belongs in the “mildly interesting” Reddit. This is America 🇺🇸 😂

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I don’t really believe in a being that’s judging everyone’s interactions from above. But, I am certain that some day extraterrestrials will be interested in how we treat other species — them being within that category and all.

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🇺🇦 Melissa Crow @_honeynymph

3 years ago

“‘MO’, is that Missouri? Maybe Montana. I don’t care[…]Ill never care about anything in Missouri” — @wordisbond It’s pretty fucked how privileged and oblivious this is. Like, I guess Tony doesn’t like jazz or hip-hop or barbecue or poor Black people either @knowledge_fight

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🇺🇦 Melissa Crow @_honeynymph

3 years ago

Your city made an ordinance which was already decided unconstitutional by Desertrain vs. City of LA and then tried to take credit for repealing it. When did @CityofBerkeley decide that they’d violate people’s rights because poor people and authentic travelers scare them?

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🇺🇦 Melissa Crow @_honeynymph

3 years ago

California is a place where the filthy rich can claim they’re bettering the country while actually exploiting all the poverty they make fun of in the rest of the States. Don’t try to come here. You are unwelcome. Only wealthy people are afforded these “rights.” @GavinNewsom

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🇺🇦 Melissa Crow @_honeynymph

3 years ago

Student uses a stimulant to take one single test: normal. Artist uses a stimulant to perform literally hundreds of takes: gluttony 🙄

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🇺🇦 Melissa Crow @_honeynymph

3 years ago

Dr. Evil hearing the new judgement ⁦@knowledge_fight⁩

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🇺🇦 Melissa Crow @_honeynymph

3 years ago

popculture.com/trending/amp/n… this is your brain on assumptions

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🇺🇦 Melissa Crow @_honeynymph

3 years ago

this slays me

LeoTerrell @TheLeoTerrell

3 years ago

this slays me

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🇺🇦 Melissa Crow @_honeynymph

3 years ago

Apparently @HarlandWilliams must’ve signed off on @JimBreuer copying his “cornfield” voice. I mean, Jim couldn’t be infringing on an artist that he once worked with and learned the styles of in detail. Could he?

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🇺🇦 Melissa Crow @_honeynymph

3 years ago

Installed this bottle opener atop sheetrock using a little mounting plate. So the opener doesn’t end up crushing itself into the wall.

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🇺🇦 Melissa Crow @_honeynymph

3 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: TruthSocial under no pressure to stop being fascist shit posting. Has the liberal cartel grown weak?

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🇺🇦 Melissa Crow @_honeynymph

3 years ago

Unfortunately, a lot of those people you knew in high school who said they’d become nurses actually did — right after graduation.

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🇺🇦 Melissa Crow @_honeynymph

3 years ago

Here’s a nice cudgel to beat minority patients with. Vague enough to be applicable to anyone. Must’ve gotten a deal on haldol. @StanfordHealth⁩ stanfordhealthcare.org/for-patients-v…

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🇺🇦 Melissa Crow @_honeynymph

3 years ago

😬 maybe now that this is allowed to be art it can be sold at one of those white tented tchotchke bazaars! 'Central Park' Turns Double Dutch into Art in This Exclusive Clip decider.com/2022/03/17/cen…

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🇺🇦 Melissa Crow @_honeynymph

3 years ago

Why even respond to me if you believe I’m asking something in bad faith? @miniondeathcult You just wanted a target that wouldn’t fight back — because they were on your side. I’m so disappointed in how you’ve treated me. But I’m sure you think my pain has nothing to do with you.