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Michele @_ichele_

calgary Joined July 2012
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Tiffany & Co. @TiffanyAndCo

9 years ago

Tiffany strongly supports keeping the U.S. in the #ParisAgreement.

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Jerry Lock @jlock17

9 years ago

First world man problem: you shift your weight on a loose toilet seat and it suddenly slides sideways like a scrotal guillotine.

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Dentist Bob….🥌 @RetiredDent

9 years ago

The fastest way for me to get more followers is a new avi of me with a cute puppy and then crop out the me part.

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Felix Felicis @LuckoftheDraw86

9 years ago

I don't always order an iced 1/2 caff venti 4-pump sugar free cinnamon skinny latte, but when I do I drink it from the skulls of my enemies.

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Floyd @dafloydsta

10 years ago

[first date] HER: So whatcha thinking about? ME: *imagines carrying a battle flag while leading my cat army to war* Just you, girl

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Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969

11 years ago

"Make him press 1 again." "Good." "Now, 3 minutes of silence." "He still there?" "Give him 18 minutes of pan flute." - Call Center Training

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🌴Sardonic Tart🌴 @SardonicTart

11 years ago

Stages of Sunday: Morning: This is nice Afternoon: The weekend is going by too fast Evening: I wish I was dead

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Dentist Bob….🥌 @RetiredDent

9 years ago

Nobody believes me but the world is crying out for a show like #TheBachelor but set in a Seniors Home.

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Dentist Bob….🥌 @RetiredDent

9 years ago

Take it from me, the best way to save money is to brush your damn teeth and your damn kid's damn teeth! Dammit!

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Dentist Bob….🥌 @RetiredDent

9 years ago

I'm not buying any tickets for the Hospital Lottery because I don't want to win a hospital.

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Dentist Bob….🥌 @RetiredDent

9 years ago

Roughly, what would my start-up costs be for a cult?

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Dentist Bob….🥌 @RetiredDent

9 years ago

This is the kid who won't open her mouth after you spent 10 min. getting the tooth numb.

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Masterbruce @KIngJohnson_10

9 years ago

This weather is why Calgary can't have nice things

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Michele @_ichele_

10 years ago

I love our breakfast club! instagram.com/p/4mdSwpC6bI/

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Floyd @dafloydsta

11 years ago

[press conference] "Do you believe that perhaps it was a mistake to cross the road?" *chicken leans into mic* "BOK"

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C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau

11 years ago

By the age of 13, there wasn't anything in the house my dick hadn't touched.

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Dreamer @ElgatoEsmio

11 years ago

I don’t struggle with depression I let it fuckin own me.

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