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Moore Good Times Virginia, IL
The Morning Call, Allentown, Pennsylvania, November 10, 1926
heh, nice argument. unfortunately, in my head I have already depicted you as the seething pathetic baby bird and myself as the smug and unflappable red angry bird
my mom has told me before "i loved putting on lazytown for you when you were little because i would get a little high and it'd become the most insane show ever"
my mom has told me before "i loved putting on lazytown for you when you were little because i would get a little high and it'd become the most insane show ever"
the only halloween costume i can think of is dressing as one of these fucking french kids singing to serge gainsbourg
Sometimes I'll think to myself "why does this 'RX Bar' taste so monumentally disgusting," and it's like, well, it's made of 3 egg whites mixed with 5 peanuts. Does that sound good to you Miss Ratatouille
haha that is awesome. Hey do you mind if I speak next
I would kick it with a squirrel even if the squirrel doesnt have a blunt Even if the squirrel doesnt have anything
Videodrome Concept Art 1982 / Rick Baker “Flesh Gun” concept art by Baker, including a design complete with eyes, a mouth & foreskin (bottom illustration)
seconds after my reincarnation as a vole
seconds after my reincarnation as a vole
Why is every bar trivia host hell bent on asking questions that I can’t the answer? Like I literally know the answers to sooo many questions and I could prove it if only they gave me a goddamn chance
I remember looking down on the Captain underpants books as a child… unrefined and pedestrian. Don’t show me this
Dental assistant is a job for only the most beautiful women in the world they are angels and the dental light is their halo they protect me from the evil dentist
yeah I’ve met the hat man. but it went a lot further than that
heartbreaking: the lyrics you misheard are way cooler than what they actually are
vintage Midwest Amtrak poster
every time i talk it sounds like it's my first time trying to speak
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