incorrect b99 quotes @_incorrectb99
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Start spreading the news. #Brooklyn99 premieres Thursday, January 10 on @nbc.
Jake: *lying next to Amy who's asleep* noice Amy: *cuddles closer to Jake, still asleep* Jake: *choking back tears* NOI CE
Jake: *lying next to Amy who's asleep* nice Amy: *cuddles closer to Jake, still asleep* Jake: *choking back tears* NI CE
Jake: hey cap, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing? Holt: a glass of water is an inanimate object and is therefore incapable of having a thought process or understanding of basic english. Jake: Jake: water you doing?
jake: is something burning? four drink amy, seductively leaning against the counter: just my love for you jake: ames the toaster is on fire
Charles: You actually rank your friends by their appearance? Gina: Calm down, 2.
Charles: hey Jake, do you want some trail mix? Jake: you mean, “do you want some M&M’s with obstacles”?
i’ve been busy lately but i’ll try to be more active on here soon
Charles: when I was in high school, I got grounded for a month for coming home too late Gina: well you deserved that. getting everyone’s hopes up like that only to show up anyway
gina: let’s trade secrets, i’ll go first. i hate you all.
sorry everyone, i went away for a week but i just got back so i’ll post on this account again 🙂
Charles: we’ve already made a decision Gina: well given that it was a stupid decision i have chosen to ignore it
rosa: why is jake crying on the floor? gina: he’s drunk rosa: and gina: he saw a picture of amy’s husband rosa: ...but he’s amy’s husband gina: i fucking know
Jake: my doctor told me i should eat more taco bell Jake: ...well actually he said to eat less McDonalds, but im pretty sure i know what he meant
Charles, cooking: jake, why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots? Jake: they need adult supervision
does anyone actually still like this account?
Amy: nothing in life is free Charles: life is free Jake: adventure is free Gina: knowledge is free Rosa: everything is free if you run fast enough
Amy: it's dark, i'm scared. Jake: don't worry babe, i got this. Jake: [stomps foot, sketchers light up] Amy: why are you like this?
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