Jasmine @_itsjas0

Joined June 2009

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Jasmine @_itsjas0

4 weeks ago

not my toddler teaching me manners i burped and she told me to say excuse me then told me to cover my mouth 😭😭

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Jasmine @_itsjas0

a month ago

AND I DIDNT EVEN TAKE A FUCKING LUNCH

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not me having a patient with all textbook MI symptoms and the Dr denying my request for a stat EKG ... guess who pushed the rapid button 🙂 guess whose patient had ST / T wave elevations positive for an MI 🙂🙂🥲 guess whose BP went from systolic 199 to 240 🫣

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Jasmine @_itsjas0

a month ago

*doing compressions* my coworker: i guess no gym day for you

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mot･ﾟ｡.･ﾟ @peitossoft

2 months ago

labubuchis

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2 months ago

labubuchis

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Jasmine @_itsjas0

2 months ago

the ticu nurse was trying to recruit me over last night 😭 like am i even worthy

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cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic

2 months ago

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Jasmine @_itsjas0

2 months ago

30 push ups is crazy ..

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Jasmine @_itsjas0

2 months ago

i keep having this dream of being attacked (the setting keeps changing) and idk if its a new fear i developed or a premonition

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Jasmine @_itsjas0

2 months ago

Rashawna: the patients are beating me down and the workload is beating me up

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no girl @zedchrmsm

3 months ago

this is how you should go to concerts if you’ve called in sick or you’re cheating on your partners btw

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Jenni @hashjenni

3 months ago

me after i say idc

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Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx

3 months ago

Friends & Family: “Are you okay?” me: yes!

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☔ @Whotfismick

3 months ago

How I look when I'm about to crash out

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miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt

3 months ago

Let me tell you right now, Fitz wasn’t finna duck 😭

lyssa @FITZLASSO

3 months ago

Let me tell you right now, Fitz wasn’t finna duck 😭

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Jasmine @_itsjas0

3 months ago

just a girl who wants to dress up, see the sunrise and take pictures ✨

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Jasmine @_itsjas0

4 months ago

*popping my acrylics off with my mouth* my coworker: 😦😦 ay you hood asf 😂😂😂 not even gonna cap, it hurt a little to do what i did

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Jasmine @_itsjas0

5 months ago

my coworkers are always in shock when i match my patients level of disrespect

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Jasmine @_itsjas0

5 months ago

coworker: i know exactly what ima do when i get off shift.. im going to go downstairs, get waffles, get dunkin, play video games, jerk off, go to bed 😂😂😂😂😂 NOT THIS CONVERSATION AT THE NURSES STATION