Rizzard of Oz🇬🇩🌴 @_itsxian

Woke up this morning with a throbbing cluster headache, 2 flat tires on my car and an appointment to have a wisdom tooth taken out. Today is the day I'm stepping in front of a truck.

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2 years ago

Weather for Bible study.

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2 years ago

Having sex in your car puts a curse on it.

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2 years ago

Not me almost getting scrambled by a small fluffy dog tonight.

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2 years ago

"Are you genuinely a good person, or are you a person who does good things?"

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2 years ago

I can't explain it, but I know that every time I get stuck driving behind someone on a Nissan March, my day is ruined.

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2 years ago

I don't know if it's just me or the fact that we haven't had traffic lights in a while...but do yall think those lights change really fast? Like...you have 10 seconds to make it or you miss it...

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Since last week, animals have been trying to be my friend...Dogs, cats, a goat and A COW have come to stand and sit next to me. This morning, a lizard crawled down the wall and onto the ground to WALK up to me. I need to start documenting these things.

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2 years ago

Coming home after a long day and taking your shoes off to crack your toes is magical.

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2 years ago

Yall...I just got stuck in a conversation with this lady and oh Jesus. I think I used up all of my Mhmm hmm's and Eh Heh's for the week.

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2 years ago

You always know when someone rubbed down with Rinju.

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2 years ago

Where was I when twitter got a daily DM limit? Have I not been there in that long?

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2 years ago

Now I'm not the perfect gentleman but I try to be as chivalrous as possible at all times...but whenever someone shows any kind of chivalry I don't know how to act. In my head I'm like "damn, let's not start what we can't finish."