tom bombadilf @_jakelene

hello this is jake on jake's phone Lekwungen Territory/Victoria Joined July 2014

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🌘🔥 𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖉 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖊𝖞 🔥🌒 @bradcasey4evr

10 months ago

thank god I live in canada. which is systematically privatizing health care, closing off immigration, housing crisis, more money for cops, more money for israel, what else

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Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88

10 months ago

Something that Tanya Talaga said a couple of weeks ago that hasn’t left me: when you think of Murray, think of the weight of hearing thousands of accounts of untold horror, and the toll it would take on your body. Think of taking that on. cbc.ca/news/politics/…

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Emma Berquist @eeberquist

a year ago

i don't think a xenomorph would kill me. i think she would sense that I am kind to animals and an ally

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chatpile roan @lornashawty

a year ago

feeding a xenomorph apple slices with an open palm like it’s a horse

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steven duong @boneless_koi

a year ago

guys i think i could be a pretty decent writer if i stopped playing those games where you micromanage the economy of a medieval fiefdom over the course of several centuries

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mark leidner @markleidner

a year ago

my worst nightmare is being an olympic judge after they let xenomorphs compete. draping a medal over a xenomorph’s hideous head while they hiss at me, inches from my face, only for a second head to come out their tooth-filled maw… and i have to drape another tiny medal over it

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Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery

a year ago

Jane Austen reaching the last chapter of a book: and another thing. I am FINISHED writing dialogue. SICK of it. okay some people got married and others didn't. nobody said anything every again, goodbye

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Para @ParacelsusII

a year ago

star wars is fundamentally about someone holding a lightsaber and having the worst time of their life

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Ben Rosen @ben_rosen

11 months ago

ok ms frizzle i’m glad you brought my child into the human colon but he literally does not know how to read

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alora @alorazei

11 months ago

i said it was my favourite show, i didn’t say it was good

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Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel

11 months ago

In Mission Impossible 3, Ethan’s cover job is working for the Department of Transportation so that when he talks about how “traffic has a memory” people get bored and stop asking questions, but that wouldn’t work on me. I would ask him so many questions he would have to kill me.

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its legal for you to follow porksweats.bsky.social @porksweats1

5 years ago

kate winslet's boob in titanic was a generation defining first boob

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tom bombadilf @_jakelene

11 months ago

I'm going back through some old posts and this is genuinely still the funniest thing to have ever happened

tom bombadilf @_jakelene

4 years ago

I'm going back through some old posts and this is genuinely still the funniest thing to have ever happened

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Liv @Liv_Agar

11 months ago

BC NDP currently down in the polls against the “COVID vax causes aids” party and the most they can give is “free bus rides to seniors at 6pm”

Rob Shaw @RobShaw_BC

11 months ago

BC NDP currently down in the polls against the “COVID vax causes aids” party and the most they can give is “free bus rides to seniors at 6pm”

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Tyler Olsen 🍁 @ty_olsen

11 months ago

This rule is meant to provide an even electoral playing field, but in doing so it reveals the whole point of most of the government communications apparatus. Its point is to serve the interests of the government of the day, not citizens.